Lebanese Propaganda We’re NOT Falling For

We thought we would hop on the TikTok trend and share some of the Lebanese propaganda we won’t believe in till the government starts enforcing thought police.

1. Dubai Chocolate

We’re not falling for this blatant propaganda. Get some Beirut Chocolate and try the real deal.

2. Lebanese Summer

That’s just the current season and the country we live in, that’s not a theme (shade intended).

3. “Inshallah”

Every Lebanese parent’s favorite word. Just say “no”, mom. I know you mean no.

4.”Yalla senye”

Sent 15 minutes ago.

5. Frenchies

Macron will not save you because you speak his language.

6. “We’re Phoenician”

You’re phonician the same way Rachel Dolezal is black. You’re both delusional.

7. Group Projects

There’s always one person who’s gonna do everything. It’s probably you.

8. Matcha Gentrification

It tastes like grass, and I’m not a cow. You’re gaslighting yourself into liking it.

9. The Greek Yogurt Epidemic

Where did all of these Greek yogurt fanatics come from? I was an OG. I remember the days when it was impossible to find a tiny little yogurt cup and now it’s an epidemic.

10. Labubus

Bless you.

11. Mjaddara

If you need to add a full lemon to your plate, you need to come to terms with the fact that it’s just not that good.

12. Loubye b zeit

No one has ever fallen for this one.

13. Skinny Jeans

Dear Lebanese Men, you do not look good in them. Throw them out now.

14. AI making art “accessible”

To get to a Monet sometimes, you just have to start with stickmen.

15. The Lira is going back to 1,500

I, too, like being delusional too sometimes…but this is taking it too far.

Did we miss any Lebanese propaganda? Let us know! If you need a good laugh, check out these 41 Lebanese Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good