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19 Things That Make You An Asshole In Lebanon
We can all be mild assholes every once in a while, but if you’ve done every single one of these then you’re a 100% certified asshole. Enjoy our vent session.
1. Taking up 2 parking spots at ABC during Christmas.
2. Parking in a spot that someone CLEARLY signaled for before you.
You’re a legit asshole if you’ve ever done this one.
3. Using your wasta to get a job you know you neither deserve nor are qualified for.
4. Name-dropping left and right.
No one’s cares if your uncle’s dog has the same vet as Nancy Ajram’s dog.
5. Walking with your dirty shoes on a newly cleaned floor right in front of the person who has spent 2 hours mopping it.
6. Getting black-out drunk without previously warning your friends of your intentions.
Please inform us next time so we could conduct prior thought-out planning.
7. Cutting in line at the bank because you know the manager.
8. Not picking up your dog poop in Quraytem.
Thanks for ruining my new white shoes, asshole.
9. Giving your political/cultural/social opinion as a comment on someone else’s Facebook post.
NO ONE CARES.
10. Ordering 10 shots and then leaving without paying a 500 LBP.
You the next day: “Did I really do that? Are you sure?”
Don’t act all surprised, you cheap asshole.
11. Putting your bag, cellphone, and tweezers on three separate chairs in a crowded restaurant to reserve places for your friends that don’t even show up at the end.
12. Keeping your phone on loud in the office.
No one’s wants to hear the Whatsapp ringtone 17 million times.
13. Honking one millisecond after the traffic light turns green.
14. Blasting your music so loud that we can hear your wozze shit through your closed car windows.
15. Being rude to waiters as if they’re on your fucking payroll.
16. Assuming the males on the table will pay the bill.
17. Asking a beggar for change.
Are you for real now?
18. Splashing champagne on other people’s tables in a club.
19. Stealing someone’s last cigarette off the table in a night out and thinking no one noticed.
Yeah we noticed, you little asshole.
