9 Signs You’re A Lebanese Male Socialite

Because we did a post about How To Become A Lebanese Socialite In 10 Simple Steps, here’s one for the males!

1. You actually have seasonal tables at SkyBar.

They’re not a myth.

2. You take photos dressed in your custom-tailored suit in front of an outrageously expensive car, and they’re definitely on your Tinder profile.

Captioned with “A wolf doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of sheep”. Ya wolf enta!

3. You can’t go one day without talking about your Arab celebrity entourage.

“Wael Kfoury just called me up yesterday to crack a cold one with the boys.” 3ade, I’m not impressed.

4. When you meet new girls, you need to mention how “crazy” and “materialistic” your ex was.

“Ana ma bheb el banet li behemon el masare” yeah, ok.

5. You post photos in a big lavish office with a caption that says: Hard work pays off.

Except it’s not your hard work, it’s your dad’s – probably laundered – money.

6. You venture and invest in new – bound to fail and poorly-managed – businesses from time to time, because how else are you going to throw a couple of thousand dollars to the trash?

7. You own every color and style of that one Gucci belt.

And you make sure the belt buckle size is larger than you head.

8. You post elaborate homages to your mother.

AKA “your queen”.

9. On weekends, you’re found lounging poolside at Riviera preying on underage girls.