Listomania
14 Texts You’ve Received From Your Lebanese Co-workers
If you have annoying, demanding, and hilarious co-workers like mine, you’ve probably received a couple of those:
1. You’re always covering up for them.
2. Hi, I’m the office errand boy, and you are?
3. There’s always a mass mne2ish delivery being made.
4. Always m3asab.
5. Who else are you going to have your morning and afternoon coffee with?
6. And shit on other co-workers with?
7. Everything single one of them.
8. Even them, when they’re trying to show you up in front of the boss.
9. Informing them of your diabolical plans is a must.
10. Always hungry.
11. They’ll know what to say.
12. Ktiiiiiir tayab.
13. When they disappear on you.
14. And when you have to deal with their picky and annoying requests.
1. You’re always covering up for them.
2. Hi, I’m the office errand boy, and you are?
3. There’s always a mass mne2ish delivery being made.
4. Always m3asab.
5. Who else are you going to have your morning and afternoon coffee with?
6. And shit on other co-workers with?
7. Everything single one of them.
8. Even them, when they’re trying to show you up in front of the boss.
9. Informing them of your diabolical plans is a must.
10. Always hungry.
11. They’ll know what to say.
12. Ktiiiiiir tayab.
13. When they disappear on you.
14. And when you have to deal with their picky and annoying requests.
