15 Odd Things Lebanese People Do

Well, some Lebanese people.

1. Get into a huge fight to defend their political leader who improves their life 0%.

Nehna li hemyin l balad!!
Hemyin?!! Azdak ser2in!

2. Get into a huge fight to pay the bill.

La2 wehyet ekhte ma btedfa3!
Khalas 3laye, halafet halafet!

3. Block an entire intersection just so they don’t let someone pass.

4. Forget that you ever existed if you forget to tell them Happy Birthday or Mabrouk.

5. Miss any of their events and they will shamelessly miss your funeral.

Akeed mish ray7een 3ala dafen bayya, hiyye ma 2ijit hannitne lamma jibna zaree3a jdeedeh.

6. Scratch a car if they don’t like the way it’s parked or if it’s in their parking spot.

7. Borrow money and never give it back.

All the while shamelessly flaunting their latest trip to Paris on Instagram.

8. They can never just let someone cut them off while driving. They’re firm on revenge.

9. Drag people’s mothers and sisters into their fights.

10. Start yelling ma bta3rif ma3 meen 3am tehke if they don’t get what they want.

11. Create a PDF to drag their cheating partner.

Remember Aziz and Lara?

12. Post endless stories of themselves “having fun” even when they’re not.

13. Spend money they don’t have to impress people they don’t like.

14. Go to all the coolest hang out spots only to post proof that they were there.

Hatet story? Yalla oumo nfel

15. Show off all the brands they own in one picture.

Gucci shoes? Check.
LV bracelet? Check
Kenzo shirt? Check
iPhone X? Check