Some people just know exactly what they want out of life, some people don’t but they still stress about it like it’s life or death. Here is a list of symptoms of ultra picky peeps living in Lebanon.
1. You double check the restaurant’s hygiene and credibility
You scour their website to see if they have some sort of food security certification.
2. You ask the bartender to open the bottle in front you
You are not about that counterfeit life.
3. You double check the origins of your coffee beans
If the beans are not Ethiopian and locally sourced then you don’t want it. You are not about to drink jank ass coffee.
4. You don’t mind staying single until you find the right person
It has been 3 years since you’ve dated, but you are still adamant to find your Mr or Mrs McDreamy.
5. You triple check your order before you order it
Am I really feeling that quinoa tabbouleh or should I just go for the burghul instead??
6. When your friends want to make dinner plans, you look up the restaurant’s menu beforehand to decide on your order
7. You’d rather die than eat from a snack
Hammoudi? Faysal? I don’t know her.
8. You customize every single food order
Okay, please bedde chef salad, bass bala turkey w chicken bedde zid saumon w avocado
9. If you are hanging out with a new crowd, you background check every single person
Ok good! One of them is a Twitter sensation and the other posts her nudes on her finsta.
10. You have your own signature cocktail and you evaluate a bar based on whether they can do it well or not
11. You think about a picture for 3 days before you post it
You send three versions of the same picture to four different WhatsApp groups for votes.
12. You have your favorite go-to pharmacy
Even if you need medicine ASAP but you’re 6 km away, you still insist on going to your “favorite” pharmacy.
13. Your mom will never put up with you
Beddik tekle el mjadara yaane beddik tekleh el mjadara, ana la min bet3ab?