Things You Say Before And After You Get Paid

Payday really does change lives.

1. Coffee order

Before: Ana jeybe ahwe ma3e men el bet lyom

After: Ana nezle Starbucks jib ahwe, hada bado?

2. Transportation

Before: Fi hada ywaselne 3a tari2o? Aw khalas brouh mashe, hala2 bisir badkon tdaf3oune benzine

After: Ha otlob Careem GO+ ywaselne

3. Shopping

Before: Wen fi sales? Fi shi hada 3amel 90% off?

After: Bade bade shuf shu mnazlin eshya new collection

4. Weekend plans

Before: 3abele o23od bel bet hal weekend, hek chill

After: Fi fancy resto jdid lezim njarbo, w mnerja3 menruh menkaffe el sahra b shi mahal, lounge akid

5. Gym membership

Before: La shu el gym? Benzal bemshe 3al manara ahla sport

After: Ha etsajjal Mercury hal shaher, training w view shi wow

6. Ordering food

Before: Sorry shu 3amlin offrat? Leh ma fi offrat hal fatra? Tab iza akhadet el sandwich bala kabis ma byetzabat l se3er?

After: Eh please bede el large size, akbar size meal 3andak yeh w extra sauce, kateron please. Ah eh w starters kamen akid

7. Parking

Before: Soffa b shi zewye, parkmeter azbat shi

After: Arrib 3tiya lal valet

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