Questions Every Lebanese Asks When They’re Driving

Driving in Lebanon involves you asking a lot of questions, most of which are rhetorical. Here are some of them:

1. Kif 3atouk el daftar enta?

2. Mesh m3alminak shou yaane 3aks el ser?

3. Bjeblak arguileh habibe?

To the guy parked in the middle of the road…

4. La2 please leh wa2afet el voice note?

Barkeh la2ano kento metto!

5. 3ayesh bi sahra ya minivan?

6. Feti7 3a 7sebak eh?

To the moto with no concept of ishara.

7. Shou beh hayda 3am yed7akle?

8. Shou bou njala2 hayda mech sheyef benet bi hayetak?

9. Fataho khat el bahriyeh hala2?

10. Betheb tfout fiye? Ma be2bal

11. Ah ente hek btu2afe 3al ishara el khadra 3adatan?

12. Ma bte2sha3 enta ya habibe?

13. Mech seme3 bel zamour Monsieur? Blah2ak bi Prozac?

14. La shou el ishara aslan? Manzar 7attina

15. Badak tebline fik enta?