Thoughts You Have When You Have To Pay ‘Liste De Mariage’

Aside from the huge sum spent on wardrobe, makeup, shoes and accessories, here comes the cherry on top, the damned “liste de mariage”. Here are inevitable thoughts you have about this hated duty especially when you’re broke AF.

1. If I’m single, do I really have to pay?

Machouna.

2. Khalas, my parents are invited too, isn’t their money enough?

3. Can’t I just gift a fucking blender or mixer?

#Rizkallah 3al iyemet

4. I swear this marriage cost me at least $500

Baad ma balach el chaher w I am broke already

5. Do you take loans?

Something we wish to ask before we agree to the bank transfer.

6. I swear if I am getting married, they’re buying me an island

AND a lambo.

7. Kess ekhta, I’ll eat man2ouche for the rest of the month

8. Can’t believe my savings account is going to my dad’s third cousins’ wedding.

Unfair.

9. Why doesn’t the love I have for my dog gets celebrated with gifts too?

Cause it’s not on a paper???

10. I really don’t want to go anymore. Not kidding

OUT, sorry.

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