13 Hilarious/Cringeworthy Breakup Stories We’ve Heard In Lebanon

Compiled by our staff, who clearly hang out with many weirdos.

1. My ex had his mom take me out for coffee and dump me on his behalf.

2. Friend of mine was dumped by a text saying “awda3 el balad mish mnee7a”

3. My ex dumped me while we were parked in a parking lot, then asked me to drop him back home AND made me pay parking.

4. My best friend’s ex dumped her saying he was going to become a priest. (Needless to say, that never happened.)

5. My cousin’s boyfriend of two years dumped her after she beat him at FIFA and teased him about it.

6. I got dumped after a haircut because apparently it’s not what they signed up for.

7. My sister’s boyfriend dumped her after he slept with his colleague and felt bad because the colleague had “gotten attached to him”.

8. My ex ended our 7-month relationship because we had different taste in series and he said he needed someone he could watch TV with.

9. My bestie’s boyfriend dumped her when she admitted she had faked an orgasm.

10. My ex dumped me because she wanted to become an influencer and said being single was better for her brand.

11. I once got dumped for not giving my ex enough attention on his birthday.

12. I ended a relationship after my ex went vegan. It was way too annoying.

13. Got dumped during a game of truth or dare that went too far.

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