12 Things Lebanese People Do That Defy Logic

Let’s just say we’re not the most reasonable population out there…

1. Knocking on the elevator door



Is that supposed to make it arrive faster or..?


2. Honking in traffic

MAJOR pet peeve.


3. Asking “meen?” when someone is at the door



Peepholes exist for a reason..


4. Replying with “ana” when they’re at someone’s door

Ah ok 3reftak


5. Calling your landline and asking if you’re home



No I took my landline out for a walk.


6. Standing at the door with visitors for two hours

Either go back inside and finish your conversation, or just leave.


7. Asking for someone’s family name to run a mental background check on them



Ah men bet flen? Ya3ne men 3ennaa?


8. Making jokes about their own misery

Economy crashing? LOL, hilarious.


9. Ordering hamburger 3a djej




10. Voting for the same politicians over and over again

HOW?


11. Putting themselves in debt so it could look like they have money




12. Greeting each other with words like “bonjouren” and “boinsoiren”