19 Cringe-Worthy Comments Lebanese Women Hear On A Daily Basis

Oh, the things you’ll hear while walking down the street. Or while driving. Or while sitting in a cab. Or while standing in line at the bank. Or…every fucking place.

1. Hala2 b balsho jame3it 72ou2 el marra.

Ugh. Imagine wanting rights.

2. Mish 7elo el benet tsibb.

But la ayre?

3. Leh za3lene?

Pretty much just my face.

4. Leh m3assbe?

Because you just asked me leh za3lene.

5. Jawzik/bayyik/sa7bik b khaleeki [insert human right]?

6. Meen khalla el niswein tsou2?

Meen khalla el rjel te7ki?

7. Bte2bala 3a ekhtak/emmak?

Nice to see you can only humanize females if they birthed you/share your DNA.

8. La meen mzabbta 7alik?

For you. Every thing I do revolves around your needs and desires.

9. Bokra bta3rfe lamma tetzawwaji.

10. Inshallah betle2i ibn el 7aleil.

Yes, I’ll just waste away until then while I wait for the perfect male specimen.

11. Bokra lamma tjeebi wled…

12. Pretty much anything out of a cat-callers mouth

13. A7la iza betkhafife make-up.

14. I’m not sexist, but women shouldn’t [insert human action].

15. Fi 7ada special?

We’re all special in our own way, dentist of mine.

16. Aymta badna nefra7 minnik?

I hope your days are filled with sadness.

17. Absha3 shi el benet yaly bit dakhin.

18. Bokra keef baddik tefta7e beit?

Ma baddi, thanks.

19. 3a2belik.