If Lebanese-y Boyfriends Were A Scent, Here’s What They’d Be

We don’t know about you, but 80% of our boyfriends have smelled the same.

1. An entire case of Paco Rabanne One Million

Pls retire this scent.

2. A car wash

Because they wash their car more than their bodies.

3. 4-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/shower gel/shaving cream

They might as well use it as detergent too.

4. Cedars cigarettes

It’s nice that they’re supporting local brands but I’m about to choke.

5. Extra peppermint chewing gum

From the 18 packs they keep in their car.

6. Their leather jacket

Sexy and buttery, then it starts to get old and nauseating.

7. Good ole fashioned sweat

Without all that cologne, aftershave, and chewing gum weighing you down.

8. Kebbe nayye

No idea why.