How the Zodiac Signs React to Getting Dumped (Lebanese Edition)

It’s safe to say that no one likes getting dumped (unless you’re a Sagittarius who wants to mingle and hates being single). So, here’s how each of the zodiac signs react to getting dumped in Lebanon!

Disclaimer for the humorless: This is *obviously* just for fun


Aries: March 21–April 19

“YEL3AN BAY HAL 3ISHE”

*smashes phone into the wall*

Ba3ed se3et 3ayit bkouno already saro b another relationship



Taurus: April 20–May 20

“Min ento la teterkooni aslan?”

*Orders 20 shawrama extra toum*



Gemini: May 21–June 21

Byetwsho el 3alam bel stories about how much fun they’re having in clubs



Cancer: June 22–July 22

Spamming their stories with deep quotes



*texts their ex a while later with “khlina nhki 3n el sar bynetna shway. Lezm ntkhata hyda el shi sawa” *



Leo: July 23–August 22

“3AYSHI WAHDA BALAKKKKK”

*cries at night when nobody’s watching*



Virgo: August 23–September 22

“Ana bekrah el hob. Ma3ash bde 7eb b hayete”

*gets the tattoo أحب نفسك أولاً*



Libra September 23–October 23

“Ma 7a yle2o hadan metle”

*dyes hair for 20th time*



Scorpio: October 24–November 21

“Akeed saro m3 X. Albe ken hasesne feh shi ghalat”

*B roo7o 3al gym and start reading books on wellness*



Sagittarius: November 22–December 21

“Yalla mnih ejet menon mesh mne. Shou helo el wahad ykon single”

*books a flight to some European country*



Capricorn: December 22–January 19

“yalla mnih wafaro 3laye daf3at*

*aggressively listens to Keefak Enta by Fairuz*



Aquarius: January 20–February 18

“Kif hek saba2one 3layha??”

*Byrj3o active on Tinder*



Pisces: February 19–March 20

Byektbo she3er 3an el break up to “transform pain to art” w y3mlo a break-up Anghami playlist to cry to

*7ata el therapist b2elon khlosna ba2a yalla tkhato*


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