8 Signs You’re The Maguy Farah Of Your Friend Group
We all have that one astrology-obsessed friend who is constantly blaming all the astrological happenings for the day-to-day shit we go through. If you don’t, there’s a good chance you are that friend! Here are 8 signs you’re the Maguy Farah in your friend group.
1. You never miss out on the yearly astrological predictions
“Het la nshof hal sene sho mkhbytle khara”
2. You can easily detect anyone’s sun, moon, and rising signs
“Aya se3a khl2to?”
“Eh b7sekon Capricorn placements. Ah kif 3reft?”
“Awlek hyda gemini wala aries?”
3. You relate every incident to astrological events
“lyom sheft el ex el khara. Absar sho fi bl kawkeb”
“Bt3rfe eno taket on the full moon. Eh ba3rif such a sign!”
4. You try to interpret the meaning of every damn dream
“Ah 7lemte b 7aywanet 3am b teero? Eh hayda akid m3neto you have to let go of toxic people walaw”.
5. You read your friend’s coffee cups
“3atine fenjenk la shouf. Yi layke 3aris! Tfeh bas shklo toxic ma rte7telo. Please ma terjawazi.”
6. And you read your friend’s birth charts (for free)
“El birth chart taba3ek b2oul enek zbele w nafseytk m7amda”
7. You spend all your money on tarot card readings
“Tol3tle el Death card? Please shuffle again.”
8. You have, on occasion, performed some love spells
“Haj tebke ha raj3lek yeh lal ex. Hala2 menwale3 sham3a zaher w mnektob km klme w menwale3on.”
