The Zodiac Signs As Characters In Every Lebanese Series
From poorly-written scripts to amateur acting, Lebanese series thrive off clichés and excessive drama. So, here are the zodiac signs as characters in every Lebanese drama series.
Aries
The aggressive macho guy whose girlfriend just broke up with him. After the classic nightclub scene with lame music on, he’s driving furiously back home and BAM a car crash, and he’s left with amnesia.
Taurus
The filthy-rich eben day3a guy descending from 3ayle ekta3iye with a huge ego. ALWAYS has a gun around.
Gemini
The housekeeper that spies on everyone in the palace or plotting for the family’s downfall since episode one.
Cancer
The girl who’s crying in every fricking episode over her forbidden love story with someone mn hydik el 3ayle or barrat l tayfe.
Leo
The main character that’s wearing makeup at ALL times, morning, night, funeral, gym, and even when in a COMA. Also happens to be the character that slaps everyone mid-conversation, Enta *slap* khada3etne *slap* w kazabet 3laye and packs their bag at the slightest inconvenience, khalas trekne bde fel . The director zooms a lot on their faces for dramatic effect.
Virgo
The jealous family member who’s filled with spite and wants to inherit EVERYTHING. They might hire a killer or kidnapper in the last few episodes to stir some drama.
Libra
That one pretty girl mn el day3a who marries a rich old man that dies in the next few episodes. Only so that her love story with his son begins (with a lot of sexual tension).
Scorpio
The gardener gatekeeping all the family secrets from anyone – might be a relative in disguise or the actual owner of Al Aser that went bankrupt.
Sagittarius
The bachelor uncle in his late thirties who spent his whole life traveling around the world, randomly shows up mid-season to finally settle in his old town. Somehow, everyone is shocked when he comes back.
Capricorn
The classic multi-millionaire abu el sharaket, AKA Saheb El Aser. He often ends up falling in love with the poor girl.
Aquarius
The rebellious rich character in their early twenties who never felt understood by their workaholic father or selfish mother growing up.
Pisces
The poor nice guy mn el jem3a who ends up in a love triangle with the main character and somehow gets shot.
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