Why Is Every Lebanese Barber Like This?

I’m going to list around 10 things every Lebanese barber does, and you’re going to be like “wow that’s exactly like MY barber”. Why is that? Do they get taught the same tricks in barber school? Is this how life in the barber shop shapes you? Why can’t barbers just be normal? 1. He’s seeing at least 4 women simultaneously And you have to hear all about it! The wife, the girlfriend, the new girlfriend, the fling…why are you telling me all of this? 2. He has at least four visa applications pending Canada, Ghana, Dubai, UAE, Cyprus, France, Qatar… and yet he’s always here. 3. He always has to say khaliya 3alayna What if I say okay? What then? 4. He has intense psychosexual relationships with at least 3 customers Why are you as a man so interested in looking at men all day? 5. Shi nhar 7a tenfak ra2bto If there’s a woman anywhere in a 5 mile radius, the barber’s head automatically snaps to check her out, that can’t be good for your neck. We know the reason behind this, no need to answer why. m 6. He has the holiest channels playing alongside the dirtiest rooms Why do I have to see verses while you explicitly detail every sexual joke you’ve read up on. 7. He despises his wife And also always has 3 children with her… 8. He always knows a guy who knows a guy Again, why are you as a guy knowing this many guys? 9. He will immediately shit talk someone when they walk out the store What if they forgot their glasses or something and are turning back in king? 10. I lied there’s no 10th point But if someone could tell us why barbers are like this we’d be grateful, preferably in the form of 300 page book with complex academic jargon. See you at the next cut!