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12 Tragic Ways Some Lebanese Women Flirt
Last year, we told you about 14 tragic ways some Lebanese men flirt, including when they choose to correct things you’ve posted to your stories. Now let’s examine some of the many cringe-worthy ways some Lebanese women choose to flirt.
1. Act sad.
Yep, that’s the entire approach…just acting realllllly sad.
2. Attempt to act mysterious, but come off as creepy instead.
“3eshet kteer osas.” Okay.
3. Act like they’ve head over heels in love with someone else.
0 logic.
4. Act OBSESSED with your pet.
“Omggggggggg lezim shouf your doggggggg.”
5. Compare hand/foot size with you.
“Omg I’m so smalllllll.”
6. Ask what color nail polish they should get.
“Do you like red? I’m thinking red…” *Sends 4 pics*
7. Allow you to mansplain something they don’t care about.
“NFTs! Wow!”
8. Make their friend DM you on Instagram.
You might think you’re hanging out with the friend, but they’re just a decoy.
9. Ask for career advice.
And often receive TERRIBLE career advice.
10. Aggressively flirt with other people in front of you.
11. Asks about your horoscope…
And secretly map out your compatibility.
12. They just don’t…and hope you’ll magically approach them.
