15 Weird Messages You’ll Find In Every Lebanese Woman’s DMs
Lebanese women share quite a few experiences, including those that take place in their Instagram DMs. Here are 15 weird messages you’ll find in almost every Lebanese woman’s DMs.
1. “Fiye es2alik so2al shway ghareeb?”
No you may not but thanks for starting off the DM this way so I can block you right away.
2. The marriage proposal
It starts off with “Dakheel jamalik 🌹 3azba?” and the rest is history. Bonus points if it’s in Arabic AND if he’s already married.
3. The story reactions
There’s always that one person that only reacts to your stories. You try to like their reaction hoping they’d get the hint…but they don’t.
4. The cringiest pick-up line known to humankind
“Akid emmik na7le”
“Bta3rfe ennik amar?”
Want some more cringey pick-up lines? Click here.
5. The straight up “fina net3arraf?”
Kamen la2.
6. “Khalas shefta sar fike tshiliya”
A response to a thirst trap story from a person who was NOT the intended audience. MAJOR secondhand embarrassment.
7. “Lesh 3melte unfollow? 🙈“
Thanks for reminding me exactly why I unfollowed you in the first place.
8. “Shu hay”
Oh shit, did you forget to hide your parents/relatives before posting that one really hot story?
9. “Hi” *no response* “Aslan ente ktir besh3a”
All this happens in your message requests that you see weeks later w byetla3 he blocked you kamen.
10. “Men wen ba3rfik?”
Your nightmares <3
11. “Heyy”
From that one account you have like 10+ mutuals with but you don’t really know.
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*unsent*
12. *receives meme from random follower ma 3aref keef yshek*
What happened to hello? How are you? My name is?
13. The “can’t take a hint” spam messages
“H”
*2 hours later*
“Hi***” (barke ma femte 3al typo kermel hek ma raddayte)
*A few days later*
“Hey”
*Later that day”
“Hi keefik”
14. “Haha fakkaret sheftik b *insert seem l ma7al*”
Haha ma tfakker la2anno ana ele jem3a bel bet.
15. Byoot el she3er
The random older man that confessions of his love: 🌹🌹❤️❤️ قلبي ينبض باسمك في كل لحظة ❤️❤️🌹🌹
