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https://www.beirut.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/23251-1.png571574Ever walk behind your husband and have his fart smell so bad that you had to be sacrilegious and walk ahead of him? Ever feel like your burqa just isn't thick enough to ward off his gas? Does being Muslim conflict with your sense of smell? Well, has Dimezin got the solution for you.