{"id":18512,"date":"2012-09-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-09-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/18512\/stuff-myextaughtme"},"modified":"2012-09-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-09-25T00:00:00","slug":"stuff-myextaughtme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/18512\/stuff-myextaughtme\/","title":{"rendered":"Stuff #MyExTaughtMe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a topic trending on Twitter today that absolutely everyone in the world can relate to: the dreaded exes.  Some of these tweets are hilarious, some are sad and some reflect the sheer horror that involves having an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend. My advice: you\u2019re better off on your own than being with someone toxic.<\/p>\n<p>  Here\u2019s a collection of my top five favorite Tweets about what <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/i\/#!\/search\/?q=%23MyExTaughtMe&#038;src=hash\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">#MyExTaughtMe<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23MyExTaughtMe\">#MyExTaughtMe<\/a> that sometimes a right uppercut solves arguments quicker than any talking can.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; \u2020hholyghs\u2020(@Parkjaydrive) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Parkjaydrive\/status\/250518715114860544\" data-datetime=\"2012-09-25T08:54:50+00:00\">September 25, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23MyExTaughtMe\">#MyExTaughtMe<\/a> When you need someone the most don&#8217;t expect them to be there.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Sarah Savard (@Savarddd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Savarddd\/status\/250538425495732224\" data-datetime=\"2012-09-25T10:13:10+00:00\">September 25, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23MyExTaughtMe\">#MyExTaughtMe<\/a> that you can lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn&#8217;t even care about losing you.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Ryan. (@Ry_MD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ry_MD\/status\/250476255458230273\" data-datetime=\"2012-09-25T06:06:07+00:00\">September 25, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23MyExTaughtMe\">#MyExTaughtMe<\/a> that you can&#8217;t chase after someone that doesn&#8217;t love you. Everyday since, I thank her for that. Now I just use chloroform.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Darius Mistry (@_Carpe_DM) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Carpe_DM\/status\/250535318309191680\" data-datetime=\"2012-09-25T10:00:49+00:00\">September 25, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search\/%23MyExTaughtMe\">#MyExTaughtMe<\/a> differential calculus and quantum mechanics. I taught him how to rob stuff from Tesco. He&#8217;s in jail now &#8211; gets bummed a lot.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Vicky Pollard (@_vickypollard_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_vickypollard_\/status\/250540948352815104\" data-datetime=\"2012-09-25T10:23:11+00:00\">September 25, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  <script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a topic trending on Twitter today that absolutely everyone in the world can relate to: the dreaded exes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":458981,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[347],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-18512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog","tag-trending"],"authorship":[95],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - 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