facebook<\/a> feed. <\/p>\n With the caption “Would you dare do it??? Hihi !” (yes that is the punctuation that was used), the photo is a fishing harpoon for compliments. And no, Myriam Klink, my IQ is not -25. No one in their right mind is that desperate for adoration from 45-year-old men living at home. “Hihi !”<\/p>\n
So, on behalf of the people of Lebanon\u2014because you know<\/i> we’re all thinking it\u2014just go ahead and take the extra two steps and become a certified pornstar please. At least then it’ll be banned from facebook. Ugh.<\/p>\n
God damn it Myriam Klink.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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