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I don’t wear glasses myself, but I can’t but be horrified at the thought of losing something so valuable.<\/p>\n

That’s why I’m shocked at the exorbitant amount of glasses nestled in AUB’s Lost & Found, lying unclaimed and useless, and forever collecting dust.<\/p>\n

First of all, how the hell do you lose something so essential to your every day life? Accidentally?\u2014 Okay, fine. But if that was the case, why in the world would you not search for them?! And shouldn’t the first place you look be the Lost & Found?<\/p>\n

Somewhere, somehow, dozens of nearsighted people lay wandering the AUB campus.<\/p>\n

Priorities, people. But I guess those disappeared with the glasses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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