{"id":26042,"date":"2013-06-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/26042\/what-happens-when-haters-get-a-hold-of-assirs-wikipedia-page"},"modified":"2023-08-30T07:25:08","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T07:25:08","slug":"what-happens-when-haters-get-a-hold-of-assirs-wikipedia-page","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/26042\/what-happens-when-haters-get-a-hold-of-assirs-wikipedia-page\/","title":{"rendered":"What Happens When Haters Get a Hold of Assir&#8217;s Wikipedia Page?"},"content":{"rendered":"<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/26042-2.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <i>(Photo via <a href=\"https:\/\/english.al-akhbar.com\/sites\/default\/files\/imagecache\/5cols\/leading_images\/Assir_Mortada_pic_1.jpg\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">al-akhbar.com<\/a>)<\/i><br \/>  <br \/>  Pure hilarity ensues.<br \/>  <br \/>  Brought to you by a comedic genius, Ahmed Al-Assir&#8217;s two-line wikipedia <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com.lb\/search?q=ahmad+el+assir&#038;ie=utf-8&#038;oe=utf-8&#038;aq=t&#038;rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&#038;client=firefox-a\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">preview<\/a> on Google&#8217;s search results page reads insultingly, brilliantly, and totally Lebanese.<br \/>  <br \/>  Try it yourself if you don&#8217;t believe me. All you have to do is Google &#8220;Ahmed Al-Assir&#8221; and read the first hit that shows up. Funny enough, though the words remain on the <a href=\"https:\/\/webcache.googleusercontent.com\/search?q=cache:IHytdJmgho8J:en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ahmed_Al-Assir+&#038;cd=1&#038;hl=en&#038;ct=clnk\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">web cache<\/a>, when you click his actual <a href=\"<URL>&#8221; target=&#8221;_new&#8221;>Wikipedia page<\/a>, the insults disappear. <br \/>  <br \/>  Still, the quick search is worth the resulting two-minute belly laugh. Whatever else happens in this country, we can always appreciate the fact that Lebanese really know how to make light of any situation. <br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/26042-1-250x139.png\" width=\"100%\">    <figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"81\" data-id=\"450593\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/26042-250x81.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-450593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/26042-250x81.png 250w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/26042-600x195.png 600w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/26042.png 694w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure><figure 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