{"id":27302,"date":"2013-08-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/27302\/the-most-perverted-lebanese-truck-you-will-see-today"},"modified":"2023-08-30T07:19:55","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T07:19:55","slug":"the-most-perverted-lebanese-truck-you-will-see-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/27302\/the-most-perverted-lebanese-truck-you-will-see-today\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Perverted Lebanese Truck You Will See Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/27302-250x166.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  Spotted: a sign on the back of a delivery truck in Lebanon that reads: \u201cPlay alone, end up satisfied.&#8221;<br \/>  <br \/>  I&#8217;m going to try and stretch my imagination for this one. Maybe by &#8220;play alone,&#8221; he meant you shouldn&#8217;t have any business partners &#8211; and by &#8220;end up satisfied,&#8221; he meant that since business associates bring nothing but trouble, doing things alone is the only way to be truly successful.<br \/>  <br \/>  Who am I kidding? Let&#8217;s just call it what it is: ashing the candle, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.<br \/>  <br \/>  All right, I give up.    <figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"166\" data-id=\"449573\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/27302-250x166.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-449573\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/27302-250x166.png 250w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/27302-600x397.png 600w, 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