{"id":31583,"date":"2014-03-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-03-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/31583\/the-seven-most-annoying-types-of-lebanese-tweets"},"modified":"2023-08-11T03:34:00","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T03:34:00","slug":"the-seven-most-annoying-types-of-lebanese-tweets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/31583\/the-seven-most-annoying-types-of-lebanese-tweets\/","title":{"rendered":"The Seven Most Annoying Types of Lebanese Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"Not every Tweet deserves a reply, nobody cares what you ate for lunch today and WE GET IT, you love Justin Bieber. Even with just 140 characters to spare, some Tweets can get really ugly.

Here are the seven most annoying types of Tweets in Lebanon. These are most definitely not amazeballs.

(Via Buzzfeed.com<\/a>)

1. So you\u2019ve had another burger<\/big><\/big><\/b>

Some tweeps seem to miss out on hunger being a biological function. It\u2019s like they have to tweet food pictures every time they have a meal or keep you updated on how many times they hug the Nutella jar. Well darling, your Starbucks is pretty photogenic, so are your burger and fries, but I still wouldn\u2019t want to see that (unless you\u2019re a food critic or something). And if you\u2019ve had an extraordinary Zimbabwean dish for lunch and cannot contain the magnetic urge to share it, then there\u2019s another place you should go that’s more sympathetic to that kind of stuff. It’s called Instagram.



2. Not your boyfriend again<\/big><\/big><\/b>

A \u201cwith my baby\u201d tweet is certainly not the way to demonstrate your love and commitment to your boyfriend\/girlfriend. Whether you\u2019re happy with your boyfriend, jealous of your ex\u2019s new girlfriend, or living with 47 cats, your love life is strictly not Twitter material. So let\u2019s just keep it private.



3. The up-out-OMW paradigm<\/big><\/big><\/b>

I\u2019m glad you woke up today but I still don\u2019t understand why you chose to tweet \u201cup\u201d when any other tweet could\u2019ve informed me that you\u2019re still alive (well of course you\u2019re tweeting). And unless you\u2019re a travel blogger or something, I don\u2019t care to know where you are either. Now if you\u2019ve had the \u201cbest night ever\u201d at the most awesome place in the world and want to make it easier for your IRL crush to keep track of your every move, there\u2019s another special place on social media for that. It’s called Foursquare.



4. Angry football commentator complex<\/big><\/big><\/b>

What to expect on match day other than a timeline flooded with football tweets? While football enthusiasts (we do have a lot of them here) may get a kick out of the opportunity for spontaneous expression, the rest of us tweeps experience strong feelings of repulsion, especially when there\u2019s more than one game happening at the same time. We\u2019ve clearly had enough of \u201cGOOOAAAAALLLLLL\u201d.



5. Celebrity crushes gone wild<\/big><\/big><\/b>

Being part of a Twitter fandom is great. But when mere fangirling turns into obsessive parasocial interaction, you\u2019ve got to start worrying (about both yourself and other tweeps). There\u2019s nothing wrong with sharing your love for a certain celebrity, but too much of it can ruin the Twitter experience for the rest of us. Honestly, I don\u2019t want to wake up to 7,342 tweets about you idol\u2019s pet and 187 pictures of your favorite band member\u2019s tattoo. I just don’t.



6. Inspirational quotes 101<\/big><\/big><\/b>

There\u2019s nothing wrong with tweeting inspirational quotes, but when you\u2019re forced to read the \u201cyesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery\u201d type of quote about a million times, it\u2019s just not fun anymore. Recycled tweets. Ughhhh. Words get diluted and lose all meaning. Freshness and creativity make a tweet worth reading (and retweeting). Stop being so clich\u00e9.



7. After-blast jokes<\/big><\/big><\/b>

Sadly enough, Lebanon has come to witness several bombings in the past few months. And with every new bombing comes a corresponding set of intending-to-be-funny but actually lame tweets. Yes we’ve all become to a certain extent numb to the violence. However, some jokes are totally unnecessary and political debates totally misplaced. Tweet responsibly.
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