{"id":32614,"date":"2014-04-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-24T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/32614\/36-thoughts-that-go-through-the-mind-of-every-lebanese-girl-on-a-diet"},"modified":"2014-04-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-24T00:00:00","slug":"36-thoughts-that-go-through-the-mind-of-every-lebanese-girl-on-a-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/32614\/36-thoughts-that-go-through-the-mind-of-every-lebanese-girl-on-a-diet\/","title":{"rendered":"36 Thoughts That Go Through the Mind of Every Lebanese Girl On A Diet"},"content":{"rendered":"

1. Summer is here. <\/big><\/big><\/b>
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2. You\u2019ve been doing THIS all winter.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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3. And now you must wear a tight dress to the Skybar opening<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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4. Which is in a week.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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5. Panic ensues.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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6. No one understands youuuuuuuu!<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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7. Needless to say, you’ve got some work to do.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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8. Your besties have been asking if you gained a bit of weight.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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9. You can\u2019t ignore them anymore.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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10. And you realize this isn\u2019t going to count as working out.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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11. Monday is finally here. It\u2019s time for that diet.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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12. Time to get real. The weekend was just practice.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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13. So you think, “I don’t need to look like Beyonce.”<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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14. And “I don\u2019t want to lose weight, I just want to be healthy.”<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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15. “Maybe I don\u2019t even need to lose weight, just tone up.”<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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16. Nope.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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17. “Screw this. I want to look like a model. By Saturday.”<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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18. So you hit the gym.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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19. Except it goes more like this:<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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20. And this:<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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21. And this?<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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22. As for your diet… <\/big><\/big><\/b>
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23. You totally love salad.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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24. And it’s ok, you\u2019ll just have some water; it will fill you up.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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25. This new, healthy lifestyle is looking pretty great.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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26. You got this<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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27. But then you get on the scale…<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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28. And you\u2019re still the same weight you were four days ago.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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29. Inno, it\u2019s not your fault. Your metabolism sucks. Inno eh.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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30. 5alas. You gotta go see a doctor. You\u2019re pretty sure you have a thyroid problem. You like, don\u2019t even eat that much! <\/big><\/big><\/b>
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31. Maybe if you get a spray tan you\u2019ll look skinny.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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32. Yes, that\u2019s it.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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33. Problem solved.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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34. And it\u2019ll be dark at the club anyway<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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35. So whatever.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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36. You\u2019re good.<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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