{"id":34843,"date":"2014-08-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/34843\/how-to-not-act-like-a-douchebaguette-at-the-beach-in-lebanon"},"modified":"2023-08-30T07:02:53","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T07:02:53","slug":"how-to-not-act-like-a-douchebaguette-at-the-beach-in-lebanon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/34843\/how-to-not-act-like-a-douchebaguette-at-the-beach-in-lebanon\/","title":{"rendered":"How To Not Act Like a Douchebaguette At The Beach in Lebanon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After writing the first installment of this series, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/l\/33974\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">How To Not Act Like A Douche At The Beach in Lebanon<\/a>, a few of my friends insisted on hearing about female-douchebag beach behavior. After some discussion, we all agreed that the most appropriate term for a female douchebag is douchebaguette, which has since become my new favorite word. Take it away, ladies.<\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>High Heels<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.livelifeactive.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/nobabyno.gif.gif\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  (Image via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.livelifeactive.com\/\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Live Life Active<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>  Is a swimsuit not sexy enough for you that you have to add six-inch stilettos for more appeal and attention? <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>Sunscreen Face<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/conservatives4palin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/Golden-Girl.gif\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  (Image via <a href=\"https:\/\/conservatives4palin.com\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Conservatives 4 Palin<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>  What is this habit of having a face covered in two inches of white sunscreen? You know sunscreen still works when it gets absorbed into your skin, right? You don\u2019t need to have your face covered in a layer of it. <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>Ignoring Your Children<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/data.whicdn.com\/images\/55668331\/you-suck_large.gif\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  (Image via <a href=\"https:\/\/data.whicdn.com\/images\/55668331\/you-suck_large.gif\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">WhiCDN<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>  Although this tip is technically aimed at men and women, I\u2019ve noticed this habit among mothers in particular who take their young kids to the beach then proceed to ignore them while they tan their asses. You need to stop. Please keep an eye on little Rami so he doesn\u2019t pour sand on my face. I will not hesitate to bury him in said sand.<\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>Hair and Makeup<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn29.elitedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_m6apjcmimq1rr438g.gif\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  (Image via <a href=\"https:\/\/cdn29.elitedaily.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/tumblr_m6apjcmimq1rr438g.gif\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Elite Daily<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>  Nobody thinks that your perfectly coiffed hair and you under-eye concealer\/cat-eyes mascara combo is just a natural look. Plus, do you know how dumb you look when you get raccoon eyes being thrown in the pool? Extremely. <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>Baby Oil Mania<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.reactiongifs.us\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/gross_no_thank_you_supernatural.gif\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  (Image via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reactiongifs.us\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">Reaction GIFs<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>  Thank you for being the sole reason that the pool has a disgusting layer of oil on the surface. Much like your male-counterpart, the douchebag, I\u2019m going to assume that you too have a secret sponsorship deal with a tanning oil conglomerate. <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>Jewelry<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thejesuitpost.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/MIMHG-2.5gif.gif.pagespeed.ce.t1yFJkESuv.gif\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  (Image via <a href=\"https:\/\/thejesuitpost.org\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">The Je Suis Post<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>  I\u2019m not going to console you or help you look for the bracelet your great aunt gave you because you were dumb enough to bring it to the beach. You\u2019ll have plenty of other opportunities to wear shiny things that distract us from the fact that you can\u2019t formulate a sentence; going to the beach is not one of them. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After writing the first installment of this series, How To Not Act Like A Douche At The Beach in Lebanon, a few of my friends insisted on hearing about female-douchebag beach behavior.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":422743,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"_lftp_listicle_injection":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-34843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[102],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v28.0 (Yoast SEO v28.0) - 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