{"id":34862,"date":"2014-08-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-08-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/34862\/twenty-two-things-that-only-make-sense-to-beirutis"},"modified":"2014-08-11T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T00:00:00","slug":"twenty-two-things-that-only-make-sense-to-beirutis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/34862\/twenty-two-things-that-only-make-sense-to-beirutis\/","title":{"rendered":"Twenty Two Things That Only Make Sense to Beirutis"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anyone who has lived here for a while develops a communal understanding with all fellow Beirutis about the idiosyncrasies of this balad. Here are some things that could only possibly make sense to a Beiruti.<\/p>\n

Finding Free Parking on Non-Sundays<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Fun at LOL<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Oh, the joy of finding a parking spot somewhere downtown or in Hamra without having to succumb to the woes of valet-parking-money-spending.<\/p>\n

Thinking a Trip to North Lebanon is \u201cExotic\u201d<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Going to Pierre & Friends during summer and skiing in Arez during the winter make you feel a notch cooler than the people swimming at St. Georges or skiing in Faraya.<\/p>\n

Complaining with Taxi Drivers about the \u201cWadi3\u201d<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

It all starts with entering an empty service<\/i>, sighing at the inexplicable, horrendous traffic, and commencing with the all too ritualistic \u201c\u2026 ekht l balad\u201d and pondering on solutions to the seemingly never-ending troubles with a complete stranger.<\/p>\n

Finding a Job in Beirut that Pays Well<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s just say if you get a well-paying job in Beirut right after you graduate, you\u2019re one of the lucky ones. Cheers.<\/p>\n

Not Making a Reservation but Still Getting a Spot<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Watching a Movie Online<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

When the Internet is fast enough to download a movie without any buffering, then you know LIFE IS GOOD.<\/p>\n

Free Entrance Before 11 at Your Favorite Beach<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Mashable<\/a>)<\/p>\n

This summer, it seems that beaches have a new (awesome) policy: get to the beach before eleven and you don\u2019t pay an entrance fee. Now, if it does actually happen that you wake up before eleven and drive up all the way to the beach, you can\u2019t help but feel like you just walked all of The Great Wall of China.<\/p>\n

When the Byblos Festival Announces its Lineup<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Happy Teacher, Happy Kids<\/a>)<\/p>\n

…and your favorite band is coming.<\/p>\n

When Roadster or Crepaway Think You\u2019re Ordering for the First Time and Give You Free Dessert<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Teen<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Don\u2019t lie. At some point, you\u2019ve attempted to call from your parents\u2019 number just for that free brownie.<\/p>\n

Finding a Cheap Apartment in Achrafieh or Hamra<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Teen<\/a>)<\/p>\n

But don\u2019t even dream of downtown Beirut.<\/p>\n

When Music on the Radio is Not Crap<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Giphy<\/a>)<\/p>\n

I don\u2019t understand why the radio is so insistent on playing Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus. Or, worse yet Jason Der \u2013 uloooooo. So when Lebanese radio stations decide to diversify from screeching, commercial music, it\u2019s a lucky day.<\/p>\n

Getting the Picture You’ve Dreamed of on the Mar Mikhael Stairs <\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Leabnon News<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Many people dream of that hipster-casual-but-cool photo next to the legendary colorful stairs in Mar Mikhael \u2013 #lol.<\/p>\n

Going to Nemr Abou Nassar\u2019s Show for the Third Time and Still Laughing at the Same Jokes<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Elie Wehbe<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Whether it\u2019s the time he almost smacked a guy on the plane, or his ex-girlfriend\u2019s period and the trouble it brings, Nemr Abou Nassar just knows how to make us laugh.<\/p>\n

When the Man\u2019ouche Guy Next to your House Memorizes Your Order<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Photobucket<\/a>)<\/p>\n

It gets tiring to have to mouth \u201ccocktail ma3 wehde bonjus\u201d every morning. <\/p>\n

A Call to Charlie\u2019s Taxi is Over in Less than a Minute<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via GIF Soup<\/a>)<\/p>\n

It\u2019s always a tad bit difficult to give directions in Lebanon (that house next to the corner of that building near the French embassy in Sodeco). And since credits don\u2019t come cheap here, it is always a relieving feeling to know that the driver figured out where you live before one minute on the phone has passed.<\/p>\n

When Your 3G Limit Lasts You Until the End of the Month<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Bean SCDN<\/a>)<\/p>\n

When You Shop in Bourj Hammoud<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

When Your Photo Gets a Repost from LiveLoveLebanon<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Photobucket<\/a>)<\/p>\n

When a Bomb Goes Off and You Still Go Out to Party<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Business 2 Community<\/a>)<\/p>\n

You feel so guilty, and at the same time – life goes on.<\/p>\n

You Decide to Drive from Hamra to Achrafieh at 6pm<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Skybar or The Garten Let You in and You’re Not 21 Yet<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Tumblr<\/a>)<\/p>\n

When a \u201cNawari\u201d Flirts with Your Girlfriend and You\u2019re Not Sure Whether to Fight Back or Just Shut Up and Walk Away<\/b><\/big><\/big>

(Image via Facebook<\/a>)<\/p>\n

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