{"id":36391,"date":"2014-10-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-16T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/36391\/the-eleven-guys-you-should-break-up-with"},"modified":"2023-05-08T09:01:45","modified_gmt":"2023-05-08T09:01:45","slug":"the-eleven-guys-you-should-break-up-with","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/36391\/the-eleven-guys-you-should-break-up-with\/","title":{"rendered":"The Eleven Guys You Should Break Up With"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>William Cowper said, \u201cVariety\u2019s the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.\u201d Not only is it fun to date around and meet as many people as possible before you decide to settle down, it is also necessary. How else will you know that someone who cries out for his mother during climax isn\u2019t someone you want in your life long-term? <\/p>\n<p>  That is why not every person you date is suited to be your boyfriend. Here are some guys you should consider cutting loose.  <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The PlayStation Guy<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/36391.png\"><\/p>\n<p>  If his idea of a great evening is you watching him save the fake world from his disgusting couch, he\u2019s probably not a great option for a boyfriend. It may be cute to watch him get emotionally invested in a game for the first week, after that it just gets sad and gross. <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Rude Boy<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/VSe8ckA0A1lPq\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Thank our waitress. Respect people. Repeat. <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Stoner Guy<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media2.giphy.com\/media\/4NRUE3TgLqY2Q\/giphy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  There is nothing wrong with some recreational, safe drug indulgence, but the guy who is still planning his day around his next bong hit is not a reliable boyfriend \u2013 but sign me up for the munchies part. Also, sign me up for some of the drugs \u2013 seriously, hit me up on Facebook.<\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Rager Guy <\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/28.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_ldb6q5C4981qa1xnko1_500.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  He gets violently angry if you won\u2019t show him who you\u2019re texting? I\u2019ll go ahead and guess that he drinks too much too.  <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Booty Caller<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/data3.whicdn.com\/images\/45668418\/large.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  If you\u2019ve never seen him before 9 pm, chances are he\u2019s not looking to make you his girlfriend. Hooking up is a great way to get to know someone, but don\u2019t kid yourself. <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Mamas Boy<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/fangirlydotcom.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/09\/mamama.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Does he have to consult his mom before making any decisions? Walk away and never look back.<\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Slob<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s3-ec.buzzfed.com\/static\/2014-09\/30\/16\/enhanced\/webdr07\/anigif_enhanced-17307-1412110051-6.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Euh, is that a pizza stain? Get it together; I shouldn\u2019t be ashamed to introduce you to my friends.<\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Gym-rat<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/indiaopines.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/gym_people_guy.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  While you get to enjoy the perks of a firm body to cling on to, you will also have to endure gym and diet stories until the end of time. Oh, and you want to go out for dinner? Perfect, he\u2019ll have the grilled lettuce. <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Narcissist <\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m7ceesPGPJ1r4alnuo1_500.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  His Instagram profile: chock-full of selfies. His house: framed photos of his face. His universe: himself.<\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Prick<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_lz6a5kJsbe1qinmdwo1_500.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  This should be a no-brainer, but isn\u2019t. It\u2019s not charming that he sends 200 flowers to your house after he verbally abuses you, it\u2019s sociopathic.  <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>The Misogynist: <\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i.imgur.com\/1jDXY5Y.gif\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Hahahaha! That sandwich\/woman joke was hilarious. Ha ha ha yeah, women shouldn\u2019t go on the moon because it doesn\u2019t need sweeping. Wait, what do you mean you think women shouldn\u2019t be in government because their hormones make them crazy? Yep, he\u2019s serious.   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>William Cowper said, \u201cVariety\u2019s the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":420785,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-36391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[102],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v28.0 (Yoast SEO v28.0) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The Eleven Guys You Should Break Up With<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"William Cowper said, \u201cVariety\u2019s the very spice of life, that gives it all its flavor.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, 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