{"id":39384,"date":"2015-03-10T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/39384\/lebanese-penises-impress-lebanese-men-still-do-not"},"modified":"2023-08-30T06:53:20","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T06:53:20","slug":"lebanese-penises-impress-lebanese-men-still-do-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/39384\/lebanese-penises-impress-lebanese-men-still-do-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Lebanese Penises Impress, Lebanese Men Still Do Not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"https:\/\/nymag.com\/scienceofus\/2015\/03\/here-are-new-numbers-on-average-penis-length.html\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">new study<\/a> has revealed that the average size of a man\u2019s penis is 3.61 inches flaccid, and 5.17 inches erect, <b>excluding<\/b> my ex-boyfriend&#8217;s. The study examined the length and circumference of more than 15,000 men\u2019s penises before reaching these conclusions which, once again I\u2019d like to stress, <b>do not include<\/b> my ex-boyfriend, who falls about 3-thousand inches short of these numbers.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/39384.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  (Image via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.scmp.com\/lifestyle\/health\/article\/1727582\/penis-size-long-and-short-it\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">scmp.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>  Male readers should currently be measuring themselves to determine what kind of car to buy the next woman they want to impress.  For reference, the scale is as follows:<br \/>  <big><big><br \/>  &#8212; More than 8 inches: any car <br \/>  &#8212; 6 to 7.9 inches: Mercedes<br \/>  &#8212; 5 to 5.9 inches: Porsche, any model<br \/>  &#8212; 4 to 4.9 inches: Porsche, sports model<br \/>  &#8212; 3 to 3.9 inches: Porsche, sports model, turbo<br \/>  &#8212; Less than 3 inches: BMW, sports model, with an added sound system <\/big><\/big><\/p>\n<p>  Now, the Lebanese Committee of Dicks (not to be confused with parliament) has supplemented this study with their own numbers, revealing that the average size of a Lebanese man\u2019s penis is a staggering 6.6 inches (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.targetmap.com\/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">All jokes aside, there&#8217;s an actual, REAL LIFE study to back these numbers up, folks<\/a>).  Yep, Lebanese dudes are statistically more well-endowed than a majority of men on the planet. Perhaps now we can begin to delve into the Lebanese male psyche and start to understand why most of the country&#8217;s men act like entitled dicks. Well&#8230; it\u2019s because they HAVE fairly entitled dicks. <\/p>\n<p>  What this penis study mostly does is contribute to boosting morale among Lebanese men where morale does not need to be boosted.  Most men here already think they\u2019re God\u2019s gift to women, so it&#8217;s fair to say that no matter how large a Lebanese man\u2019s penis is, it is his personality that ultimately brings the word \u2018dick\u2019 to mind. <\/p>\n<p>  The two most important questions surrounding this study are: where are all these Lebanese men with 6.6 inch penises? And where can we sign up to be one of the researchers? It has been a childhood dream of mine to be able to face, quite literally, thousands of man-trunks and extend them for measurement. I believe this would finally put my Public International Law degree to good use.<\/p>\n<p>  In sum, here are some key notes on this sensitive matter: <\/p>\n<p>  <big><big>1. Please remember that if you are not a man with a big penis, you can be good at other things! Like helping us find men with big penises\u2026<\/p>\n<p>  2. If you ever undo your pants and the woman you\u2019re with immediately starts texting somebody, you have a small penis.<\/p>\n<p>  3. Don\u2019t ever say that you\u2019ve never had any \u201cformal complaints\u201d against the size of your dick, the Beirut police precinct has not allowed me to lodge a formal complaint on this matter yet, otherwise I guarantee you there would be an astounding number of complaints and warrants for your arrest.<\/big><\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>Comment below with your penis size! <\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new study has revealed that the average size of a man\u2019s penis is 3.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":418435,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-39384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"authorship":[102],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 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