pixgood.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n \u201cI had actually never heard of this holiday before, so when I saw the event on Facebook, I got so excited,\u201d shared Moussali, 32, \u201cyou hear Women\u2019s Day you think cooking, sex, fun — but I couldn’t have been more wrong.\u201d <\/p>\n
Moussali shared with us how he thought the fun on women\u2019s day would play out, \u201cI just thought there would be like, a cool parade, maybe some women dressed really nicely to honor the female form, not the fat form though. Next, maybe we would get served some home-cooked meals, we would judge the meals and pick a winner \u2013 pitting the women against each other would result in finer meals, that\u2019s just science. After that we would retreat for sex, then we could go back to the parade or eat again, it would have been a flexibly schedule really.\u201d <\/p>\n
Moussali also was excited at the prospect of international women, as the phrase \u201cInternational Women\u2019s Day\u201d implied, \u201cmaybe some Brazilians? Ukrainians? Of the Japanese variety? I\u2019m not picky\u2026\u201d <\/p>\n
It was a co-worker who had to break the news to Moussali about the true nature of Women\u2019s Day and according to witnesses, it got intense. \u201cHe [Moussali] got visibly angry and started ranting about how a woman\u2019s day should be more feminine and lady-like,\u201d shared an anonymous bystander. <\/p>\n
Moussali had a lot to say about this matter, so much that he actually launched a new blog titled, \u201cWhat About Men?\u201d in which he tackles a variety of gender issues, namely that men are, in fact, God’s gift to women. <\/p>\n
After being nagged by that “one annoying feminist” in his office, Moussali finally agreed to honor International Women\u2019s Day saying, \u201cI think that we\u2019re supposed to pitch in with dishes or something, but isn\u2019t that just Mother\u2019s Day?\u201d<\/p>\n
Disclaimer for the slow and un-funny: this was a satirical blog post. The story is entirely fictional, except for the fact that Sunday, March 8 is – in fact – International Women’s Day.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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