{"id":40227,"date":"2015-04-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-04-19T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/40227\/ten-types-of-game-of-thrones-fans"},"modified":"2023-08-11T04:04:43","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T04:04:43","slug":"ten-types-of-game-of-thrones-fans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/40227\/ten-types-of-game-of-thrones-fans\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Types of Game of Thrones Fans"},"content":{"rendered":"

Incest lovers around the world were delighted when the first four episodes of season five of Game of Thrones were leaked last Sunday. Now that we\u2019ve binge-watched them and are forced to wait another month for a new episode, we decided to break down the most common types of Game of Thrones fans, so here they are.<\/big><\/p>\n

1. The horny people<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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Let\u2019s all start by admitting that this show is just pornography with a very extensive story line. This makes for perfect television for those of us who really want to see some action without having to visit a porn site. <\/big><\/p>\n

2. The ones who can\u2019t keep up<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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Also known as my mom, these people can\u2019t follow the storyline at all. \u201cWho\u2019s that? Is that Ned?\u201d No mom, he died in season one. \u201cOh, is Joffrey Arya\u2019s real father?\u201d \u2013 WHAT? Why are you even watching this?<\/big><\/p>\n

3. The book snobs<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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We get it, you\u2019ve read the books and they\u2019re soooo much better than the show. You\u2019re also very pissed at how they\u2019re changing details in production, like the color of Rob Stark\u2019s eyes or whatever. <\/big><\/p>\n

4. The squeamish <\/big><\/big><\/b>
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Fast-forwarding through all the beheadings, torture scenes, and the incest leaves you with around three minutes of dialogue which is mostly just \u201cwinter is coming.\u201d<\/big><\/p>\n

5. The spoiler-phobic <\/big><\/big><\/b>
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They will avoid all human contact and internet surfing until they have watched the entire season; they will also repeatedly tell you that they will dismember you if you spoil the show for them.<\/big><\/p>\n

6. The conspiracy theorists<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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\u201cBro, Game of Thrones is based on current events and the Lannisters are the European Union, the Starks are like the Palestinians, and\u2026\u201d Dude, no, none of that is true. There are flying dragons and magic potions in it; it\u2019s just a TV show. Calm yourself. <\/big><\/p>\n

7. The over-analyzers<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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These are the fun bunch who read into every single word uttered by the show\u2019s characters and are convinced it is foreshadowing something bigger, like when Cersei Lannister blinks twice that\u2019s foreshadowing that she\u2019s going to be Queen twice and when Jamie\u2026.<\/big><\/p>\n

8. Fangirls<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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\u201cOMG Jon Snow is so cute, but I\u2019d totally marry Jamie like before he lost his hand\u201d \u2013 \u201cOMG Joffrey is kind of cute in a weird Bieber way.\u201d <\/big><\/p>\n

9. The likes of me<\/big><\/big><\/b>
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Who were originally only into the show for Khal Drogo and was surprised that a Hawaiian can be so attractive, and are now hooked and want to be Daenerys. <\/big><\/p>\n

10. George R.R. Martin<\/big><\/big><\/b>

(Image via readeroffictions.com<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Who basically wishes he could kill us all.<\/big> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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