{"id":41121,"date":"2016-03-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/41121\/the-craziest-thing-my-lebanese-girlfriend-has-ever-done"},"modified":"2016-03-18T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T00:00:00","slug":"the-craziest-thing-my-lebanese-girlfriend-has-ever-done","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/41121\/the-craziest-thing-my-lebanese-girlfriend-has-ever-done\/","title":{"rendered":"The Craziest Thing My Lebanese Girlfriend Has Ever Done"},"content":{"rendered":"

N.B This post was originally published in March 2015. <\/p>\n

And you thought the guys were bad…<\/p>\n

After revealing just how crazy Lebanese boyfriends can be<\/a>, we thought it was only fair to show the other side of crazy: Lebanese girlfriends. Some of these people are the worst. Just the worst. Promise me you’ll never do these things, okay?<\/p>\n

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\u201cMy girlfriend told me she was pregnant to get my attention, and then when I arranged a doctor\u2019s visit she told me she had a miscarriage. This happened twice before I realized she was psycho and ended things\u201d \u2013 Anonymous, 32.<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cMy ex-girlfriend used to linger outside my house and hide in the car every single day to see what time I get home and then she would send me a goodnight message\u201d \u2013 Ahmad, 28.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy ex told me her grandfather died so that I would cancel my vacation to Italy because she was jealous\u201d \u2013 Marc, 27. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cShe tried to steal a bunch of my mom\u2019s jewelry from our house then acted like she didn\u2019t know how they got in her purse\u201d \u2013 Emile, 25.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy girlfriend of two months texted me while I was at dinner to tell me she had intense diarrhea and was taking a shit, I broke up with her shortly after\u201d \u2013 Jad, 25. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cThis girl I was with for a while told me that my best friend was stalking her and tried to rape her. When I confronted him he showed me all the texts she had been sending him begging him to sleep with her and be with her\u201d \u2013 Bassem, 22. <\/p>\n

\u201cMy ex-girlfriend called me every single day for a month threatening to commit suicide if I ever dated anyone else. I just stopped answering and she\u2019s still alive\u201d \u2013 Michel, 30. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cShe would routinely get blackout drunk to the point of needing hospitalization and when I\u2019d go to pick her up she\u2019d swear that she hadn\u2019t drank anything at all\u201d \u2013 Anonymous, 26.<\/p>\n

\u201cMy girlfriend would come to my office randomly just to check that I was there, and would ask my co-workers if I had been at my desk all day, it was really embarrassing\u201d \u2013 Anonymous, 29. <\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cMy girlfriend covered my car with eggs because I didn\u2019t answer her calls once during a fight, we\u2019re still together though!\u201d \u2013 Mohammad, 24. <\/p>\n

\u201cShe logged on to my Facebook account and deleted every single girl on there including my sisters and cousins\u201d \u2013 Gaby, 27.<\/b><\/p>\n

“When we first started dating my girlfriend would routinely call the office and ask if I was there, or she would make me call her from the office landline to prove it, we\u2019re still together but she stopped all that\u201d \u2013 Anonymous, 31.<\/p>\n

\u201cFollowed me into a parking lot and keyed my new car. Luckily there were security cams all over\u201d \u2013 Nadim, 29. <\/big><\/b> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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