{"id":42585,"date":"2015-08-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/42585\/worlds-worst-app-constantly-reminds-you-of-your-ex"},"modified":"2015-08-06T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-08-06T00:00:00","slug":"worlds-worst-app-constantly-reminds-you-of-your-ex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/42585\/worlds-worst-app-constantly-reminds-you-of-your-ex\/","title":{"rendered":"World’s Worst App Constantly Reminds You Of Your Ex"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you ever read about an app and thought to yourself, \u201cI would rather set myself on fire and go on three dates with my brother before I download this\u201d<\/i> – because you\u2019re about to. <\/p>\n

Meet the Shryne app,<\/a> also known as the app that has taken every single one of my fears and nightmares and transcribed them into something I can download on my iPhone.<\/p>\n

Using the Shryne app, you can view an archive of every single text, tweet, email, and photo you’ve shared with your ex – all in one feed you can scroll through. <\/p>\n

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Hey, Shryne developers \u2013 what made you think anyone would want this? Did you think to yourselves, \u201cwell, there isn\u2019t that<\/i> much pain and suffering in the world. Let\u2019s remind people of all the shitty decisions they’ve made, all the embarrassing sexts they’ve sent.\u201d Why? <\/p>\n

Let’s be clear, the only time I would ever want to see my ex-boyfriend again is if I get to watch him being set on fire by my much hotter future-boyfriend. Did you think I would miss reading all his annoying texts in which he misspells the word ‘sweetie’ over and over again? Think: sweaty, sweatie, sweety. Ugh. <\/p>\n

If I was to transcribe all my interactions with my ex, they would mostly be him asking when we\u2019re going to have a threesome, and me continuously trying to break up with him \u2013 no thank you.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s no big surprise that Shryne was created by Irish developers, the Irish are constantly drunk and that\u2019s the only reason someone would think to build a torture app like this. Shryne even takes it one step further and creates a scrapbook of all the photos of your ex; so if anyone wants to see photos of a sad, middle aged man trying to make his penis look big next to tiny objects, hit me up and I’ll link you to my ex’s feed. <\/p>\n

Now, on an unrelated note \u2013 does anyone know about an app that\u2019s like Tinder\u2026 but instead of matching with perverts, I\u2019d match with puppies around my city?<\/big> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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