{"id":43213,"date":"2015-09-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/43213\/seven-people-tell-us-their-funniest-drunken-moments"},"modified":"2023-08-30T06:46:56","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T06:46:56","slug":"seven-people-tell-us-their-funniest-drunken-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/43213\/seven-people-tell-us-their-funniest-drunken-moments\/","title":{"rendered":"Seven People Tell Us Their Funniest Drunken Moments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>Getting drunk is fun; not just for the drinker, but for those of us watching too! Here are the funniest drunk stories people shared with us: <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/uCQFvmCyVTmve\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  \u201cI took the wrong car from the valet and didn\u2019t realize for a good twenty minutes. That\u2019s more their fault than mine though\u201d &#8211; Ahmad.<\/p>\n<p>  \u201c I once slept in a handicapped parking spot because I got so alcohol poisoned that I couldn\u2019t move. It\u2019s not that funny but maybe this will help people!\u201d \u2013 M.L.<\/p>\n<p>  \u201cI slept in the lobby of a hotel in Ireland while flailing my arms and screaming \u2018I\u2019m flying,\u2019 security eventually carried me up to my room\u201d \u2013 Anonymous. <\/p>\n<p>  \u201cI thought it would be a good idea to buy a meal from McDonald\u2019s and blend it up so it\u2019s easy to digest, ended up puking blended Big Macs all over the floor\u201d \u2013 Anonymous.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/f980ac06e368d081c9b111427d4bfd6f\/tumblr_inline_mt5is4t4tz1ro2d43.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  \u201c I fell asleep in the sink at a club\u201d \u2013 Anonymous. <\/p>\n<p>  \u201cI puked on Friitz\u2019s (French fries joint on Bliss St.) floor and all over the manager\u2019s feet\u201d \u2013 R.H.<\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.thenug.com\/sites\/default\/pub\/010215\/thenug-fHXW9UT42c.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  \u201cI told my friend that I had kissed his mom because for some reason, I thought it would be a hilarious thing to say. He didn\u2019t talk to me for a few weeks\u201d &#8211; Reina.<\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  What\u2019s your funniest\/weirdest drunk moment? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Getting drunk is fun; not just for the drinker, but for those of us watching too! 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