{"id":44331,"date":"2015-11-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2015-11-16T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/44331\/the-5-types-of-bad-kissers"},"modified":"2015-11-16T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2015-11-16T00:00:00","slug":"the-5-types-of-bad-kissers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/44331\/the-5-types-of-bad-kissers\/","title":{"rendered":"The 5 Types Of Bad Kissers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>Everyone can agree that the first couple of kisses you share with a person are very important, and to some people, it can be a definite deal-breaker. We\u2019ve all met gorgeous Lebanese men who can charm you to death with a simple look, but don\u2019t be fooled. Underneath all that sexiness is a saliva producing factory. Here are five types of bad kisses I\u2019ve experienced with Lebanese men. (Sorry, guys.)<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>1) The ice cream lover<\/b><\/big><\/big> <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ak-hdl.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/webdr02\/2013\/4\/3\/13\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-10132-1365011251-3.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>This person tends to close their eyes and just lick away at your face so passionately that you\u2019d think they\u2019re dreaming about ice cream. The tongue is supposed to go in the mouth, not on my face! I usually shower before going out with someone so why are you insisting on re-bathing me with your tongue? No. Just\u2026no<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>2) The Woodpecker<\/b><\/big><\/big> <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/6MJLRbo77P0TS\/200_s.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>Nothing tells your partner how much you love them like an endless series of pecks on their lips like a woodpecker pecking at a tree (quite the tongue twister!). I\u2019m a human woman, not a willow-tree, act accordingly. <\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>3) The infinite loop<\/b><\/big><\/big> <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ak-hdl.buzzfed.com\/static\/enhanced\/webdr05\/2013\/5\/3\/16\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-8953-1367614702-0.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>This type of kisser is special because, you might think that after you put your lips on their lips, you\u2019ll both kiss passionately while tilting your heads from right to left but no, he has other plans, plans to tilt away into oblivion. You might as well get up and make a sandwich then come back. Don\u2019t worry, he\u2019ll be happily kissing the air and tilting his head left and right, and left and right, and left..\u2026<\/big>  <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>4) The Black hole<\/b><\/big><\/big> <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ak-hdl.buzzfed.com\/static\/2014-05\/enhanced\/webdr02\/4\/21\/anigif_enhanced-5024-1399252116-9.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>Nothing will stop this guy from kissing you, and I mean nothing. He doesn\u2019t just want to kiss you passionately or bite your lips or even go all puppy on you with his tongue, he wants to suck your lower lip, upper lip and eventually attempt to put your entire head in his mouth. Because there\u2019s nothing sexier being swallowed by someone!<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><big>5) The biter<\/b><\/big><\/big> <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/122nHiRChyfmFO\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>Women: if you have big lips like I do, stay away from these types of kissers. Biting is sexy, but some men don\u2019t know when to stop. Please get some chewing gum to try to resolve some of that jaw tension before you see us. We\u2019re not food nor do we want to wake up the next day with swollen lips. Unless you\u2019re auditioning for a role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, stay away from excessive biting!<\/big><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><big>Everyone can agree that the first couple of kisses you share with a person are very important, and to some people, it can be a definite deal-breaker.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":415463,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-44331","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"authorship":[44],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The 5 Types Of Bad Kissers<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Everyone can agree that the first couple of 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