{"id":45081,"date":"2016-01-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-01-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/45081\/8-things-that-happen-after-new-years-eve"},"modified":"2016-01-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-01-01T00:00:00","slug":"8-things-that-happen-after-new-years-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/45081\/8-things-that-happen-after-new-years-eve\/","title":{"rendered":"8 Things That Happen After New Year&#8217;s Eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>The hype for New Year\u2019s Eve is amazing in theory but in practice, it\u2019s actually quite terrible. There\u2019s nothing worse than the false sense of excitement over going into a new year that <i>always<\/i> results in a horrible crash and burn scenario. It\u2019s all fun and games until you wake up the day after New Year\u2019s Eve and discover that you actually have to continue living through the entire bloody year and try to fulfill the insane promises and resolutions you\u2019ve made\u2026and foolishly told everyone about! <\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. You fail to wake up early<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/24.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m1dl9aVUbN1qcwsd8o1_500.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  How cool was it that I drank so much yesterday because, fuck yeah it was New Year\u2019s Eve! Nothing like drinking yourself into oblivion the previous day only to wake up the next day feeling like a complete and utter failure for waking up at 5 PM on January 1st.<\/p>\n<p>  <B>2. You wake up with a hangover<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ak-hdl.buzzfed.com\/static\/2014-03\/enhanced\/webdr06\/4\/23\/anigif_enhanced-24715-1393993426-3.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  But see, you\u2019re not just hungover the next day! You\u2019re hung over, and over, and over, and over.. But you know, LAST NIGHT WAS NEW YEAR\u2019S EVE! You vow never to drink like that again; after all, it is a new year and your body is a temple, etc. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. You remember your insane new year\u2019s resolutions<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/7YM2vz9FMwyk0\/200_s.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Shit, did you really promise yourself you\u2019d stop eating fast food and start drinking way less? <\/p>\n<p>  <B>4. \u2026Like getting into shape<\/B><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.fitgirlcode.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/gif1.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Can companies like MuscleTech please come up with magic pills that make you lose all your fat in one day? Come on, future &#8211; we give you so much, you give us so little!<\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. And then failing to get in shape<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/OrHFWUm6CNnFu\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <s>A few days<\/s>  One day into your \u201cdiet,\u201d you lose more patience and sanity than fat causing you to promptly shove a cheeseburger in your face. Technically you\u2019ve already failed on your first day of the new year. Congratulations. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. Then a few days into the \u201cnew\u201d year<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.giphy.com\/media\/U5UlIrNtCquk\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  You stop going to the gym. You start doing tiny workouts at home. Then eventually those stop as well, you lasted an underwhelming three days. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. At some point\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/wloGlwOXKijy8\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  You realize that you\u2019ve failed at every single New Year\u2019s resolution you tried to make. Just like every damn year!<\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. Then towards the end of the year, you\u2026<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/dc2c01624ee8d18604591587a79c3bb8\/tumblr_n0bzdzuEdS1sdty8jo1_500.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Start promising yourself that <i>next<\/i> year will be the year you get your shit together. 2017 here I come! <\/p>\n<p>  Exactly. You\u2019re still the same person you were last year. <\/big>  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><big>The hype for New Year\u2019s Eve is amazing in theory but in practice, it\u2019s actually quite terrible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":414997,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-45081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"authorship":[44],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v27.3 (Yoast SEO v27.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>8 Things That Happen After New Year&#039;s Eve<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The hype for New Year\u2019s Eve is amazing in theory but in practice, it\u2019s actually quite terrible.\" \/>\n<meta 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