{"id":46395,"date":"2016-03-18T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/46395\/6-of-the-funniest-english-fails-in-lebanon"},"modified":"2024-02-13T05:58:28","modified_gmt":"2024-02-13T05:58:28","slug":"6-of-the-funniest-english-fails-in-lebanon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/46395\/6-of-the-funniest-english-fails-in-lebanon\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Of The Funniest English Fails In Lebanon"},"content":{"rendered":"<big>When Google Translate goes wrong, things can get pretty rough.<\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <big><big><b>1. Diezny Land<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395-2.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  <big>The place where dreams go to die\u2026<\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <big><big><b>2. This strict warning<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <iframe title=\"Embedded Instagram Post\" allowtransparency=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"532\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BBunKTDPly_\/embed\/\" scrolling=\"no\" style=\"background: white; max-width: 540px; width: calc(100% - 2px); border-radius: 3px; border: 1px solid rgb(219, 219, 219); box-shadow: none; display: block; margin: 12px 0px 12px !important; min-width: 326px; padding: 0px;\"><\/iframe><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <big><big><b>3. This very sensitive anise\u2026<\/big><\/b><\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <iframe title=\"Embedded Instagram Post\" allowtransparency=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"532\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/BBh9IGOPlwZ\/embed\/\" scrolling=\"no\" style=\"background: white; max-width: 540px; width: calc(100% - 2px); border-radius: 3px; border: 1px solid rgb(219, 219, 219); box-shadow: none; display: block; margin: 12px 0px 12px !important; min-width: 326px; padding: 0px;\"><\/iframe><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <big><big><b>4. The professor who was \u201cAppcent\u201d<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395-1-250x222.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  <big>This was taped to the door of a classroom at an American University.<\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <b><big><big>5. For when your make-up is demonic<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <iframe title=\"Embedded Instagram Post\" allowtransparency=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"532\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/-tySx5Pl22\/embed\/\" scrolling=\"no\" style=\"background: white; max-width: 540px; width: calc(100% - 2px); border-radius: 3px; border: 1px solid rgb(219, 219, 219); box-shadow: none; display: block; margin: 12px 0px 12px !important; min-width: 326px; padding: 0px;\"><\/iframe><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <big><big><b>6. When H&#038;M thought this was a killer deal<\/b><\/big><\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395-250x199.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  <Big>So this isn\u2019t exactly a linguistic error, but their math skills could definitely use some fine-tuning.<br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  RIP English. And Math.<\/big>    <figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"199\" data-id=\"414091\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395-250x199.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-414091\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395-250x199.png 250w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395-600x477.png 600w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395-768x610.png 768w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46395.png 943w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"222\" data-id=\"414093\" 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