{"id":46946,"date":"2016-04-20T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-04-20T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/46946\/kfc-introduces-manliest-and-dumbest-sandwich-on-earth"},"modified":"2023-08-11T05:05:10","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T05:05:10","slug":"kfc-introduces-manliest-and-dumbest-sandwich-on-earth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/46946\/kfc-introduces-manliest-and-dumbest-sandwich-on-earth\/","title":{"rendered":"KFC Introduces &#8216;Manliest&#8217; (And Dumbest) Sandwich On Earth"},"content":{"rendered":"<big>\u201cYo, you got a small penis? Just eat this sandwich and you\u2019ll be banging babes all night long, brah.\u201d<br \/>  <br \/>  Is this an accurate summary of the creative meeting held at KFC headquarters when they thought up this stellar campaign? We\u2019ll never know. <br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-3.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  The sandwich in question is your standard turkey and cheese sandwich, except they\u2019ve replaced the bread with two chunks of fried chicken and deemed it the manliest sandwich on Earth. They\u2019ve even put a picture of a gross bicep on the campaign poster so you just know it\u2019s real. How fragile is the modern man\u2019s ego that we have to pump it up using <b>CHICKEN SANDWICHES<\/B>? <br \/>  <br \/>  What\u2019s next KFC? Injecting fried chicken and lard directly into our enlarged hearts? <br \/>  <br \/>  This artery busting sandwich has been around in the States for a while now and is actually quite popular. With all the hormones and gross shit swimming around in KFC\u2019s chicken, I wouldn\u2019t be surprised if it <i>did<\/i> actually give you a dose of testosterone. Maybe you\u2019ll even grow a third testicle (second for some of you), who knows?<br \/>  <br \/>  This kind of feels like a pandering mother convincing her son to eat his vegetables, \u201chere comes the airplane that\u2019s going to give you a huge dose of penis and strength.\u201d<br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  All that being said, I can totally envision myself eating this garbage after too much tequila.<br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-1-250x124.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  A real man gets a woman to make his sandwiches, bro.<\/big><br \/>  <br \/>      <figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"128\" data-id=\"413771\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-250x128.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-413771\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-250x128.png 250w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-600x307.png 600w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-768x393.png 768w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946.png 871w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"124\" data-id=\"413773\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-1-250x124.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-413773\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-1-250x124.png 250w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-1-600x298.png 600w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-1-768x382.png 768w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-1.png 905w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"127\" data-id=\"413775\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-2-250x127.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-413775\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-2-250x127.png 250w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-2-600x305.png 600w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-2-768x391.png 768w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/46946-2.png 910w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure><\/figure>    ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><big>\u201cYo, you got a small penis? Just eat this sandwich and you\u2019ll be banging babes all night long, brah.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":413777,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"_lftp_listicle_injection":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-46946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-wtf"],"authorship":[102],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v28.3 (Yoast SEO v28.3) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>KFC Introduces &#039;Manliest&#039; (And Dumbest) Sandwich On Earth<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u201cYo, you got a small penis? 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