{"id":47416,"date":"2016-05-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-05-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/47416\/theres-a-weed-coffee-machine-and-we-need-it"},"modified":"2023-08-11T05:13:09","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T05:13:09","slug":"theres-a-weed-coffee-machine-and-we-need-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/47416\/theres-a-weed-coffee-machine-and-we-need-it\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s A Weed Coffee Machine And We Need It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>You know your trusty Nespresso machine? You know how you stumble to it every morning and shove a Ristretto pod in to help get your day started?<\/p>\n<p>  Well, now there\u2019s something else you can shove. It&#8217;s called the <b>CannaCloud<\/b>, a pod-based marijuana vaporizer system. Instead of putting in coffee pods, you put in marijuana pods. Is someone studying my dreams and making them come true? I think so. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/47416.png\" width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Everyone, we need this. Someone start lobbying to bring this home to Lebanon, start a Kickstarter, do <i>something<\/i>, because we <b>need<\/b> this in Lebanon.<\/p>\n<p>  Imagine all those jacked up angry drivers soothed by a mellow Indica blend for their morning commute.<\/p>\n<p>  Imagine your boss not being a total dick because he vaped just before leaving his house. <\/p>\n<p>  Imagine all our politicians so chilled out that they don\u2019t have the time or energy to screw us in the ass\u2026IMAGINE. <\/p>\n<p>  Here\u2019s how it works: with the press of a button, the canister heats the marijuana and fills with vapor in less than a minute. LESS THAN A MINUTE. You then inhale using the plastic mouthpiece. Done. <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/3o85xH8EJdiUET2MIU\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Lebanese people, this was made for us. We love minimalistic gadgets, we love things that can get done quickly, we love polluting the world with needless tiny capsules. <\/p>\n<p>  But moreover, we need this. We need the calm, we need to chill the fuck out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><big>You know your trusty Nespresso machine? 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