{"id":48278,"date":"2017-01-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-25T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/48278\/7-types-of-people-youll-meet-at-a-starbucks-in-lebanon"},"modified":"2017-01-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-25T00:00:00","slug":"7-types-of-people-youll-meet-at-a-starbucks-in-lebanon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/48278\/7-types-of-people-youll-meet-at-a-starbucks-in-lebanon\/","title":{"rendered":"7 Types Of People You&#8217;ll Meet At A Starbucks In Lebanon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note: this post was originally published in April 2016.<\/p>\n<p>  <big>Oh the things you\u2019ll see, (douchebags). The wonders (mostly douchebags). The excitement (more douchebags)!<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><Big>1. The guy trying to make a business deal.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/mattsko.files.wordpress.com\/2014\/05\/an-offer-he-cant-refuse-gif.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>This douche will be wearing a suit. He has no reason to do so, but he grew up with a fragile sense of self so he overcompensates by dressing like a GQ model and threading his brows. He will drink a double espresso all the while trying to sell his new tech startup app fail, and he sells it hard. His business is usually something simplistic as fuck &#8211; like say, an app that delivers ice.<\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><Big>2. The single parent trying to bond with their child.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.playbuzz.com\/cdn\/c7843f50-37d1-47ac-9e80-4c550fec17df\/79e53bf5-1cc6-43a8-9a1d-37e9ba212d36.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>I once watched a mom introducing her young son to her boyfriend. The boyfriend kept trying to buy the kid a muffin and the kid wouldn\u2019t even look in his direction (because kids are assholes, and also &#8211; divorce). \u201cYou can\u2019t buy love with cake\u201d is something I hear often, but it has worked for me so far.<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><Big>3. The confused adult.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/66.media.tumblr.com\/f2f4bf9a23462bea8f729fe5022baf1a\/tumblr_o02b777sWm1rtta3uo1_500.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big><i>\u201dBadde wa7ad medium Nescafe\u2026\u201d<\/i> <\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><Big>4. The \u201cwhy are they not at school\u201d kids.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/10b66wkqZrfXZS\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>How are these teens getting out of school?? When I was in school, I couldn\u2019t even go to the bathroom without a teacher popping out of the toilet.<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><Big>5. The guy on a video conference.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mountrantmore.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/dont-call-me-at-the-office-gif.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>You\u2019re the reason Starbucks routinely changes their WiFi password. Oh, and just because you\u2019re glaring at me doesn\u2019t mean I\u2019m going to be quiet so you can make your bullshit business deal phone calls. You suck. <\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><Big>6. The older gent.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/imoviequotes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/301-Dazed-and-Confused-quotes.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>This guy is only found at a Starbucks that has a lavish outdoor area (think Starbucks Raouche) because he loves to smoke his cigar while he tries to interrupt the conversations of young girls. <\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><big><Big>7. The awkward couple on a date.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media0.giphy.com\/media\/3oD3YQ350ESVrAFLH2\/200_s.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>A date at your local Starbucks? Why do you hate getting laid?<\/big?  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note: this post was originally published in April 2016.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":412465,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-48278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[102],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v28.0 (Yoast SEO v28.0) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>7 Types Of People You&#039;ll Meet At A Starbucks In Lebanon<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Note: this post was originally published in April 2016.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, 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