Your teachers used to say that there are no stupid questions, but these are pretty bad.<\/big><\/p>\n
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1. Is that next to “the Iraq”?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Oh, white people.<\/big><\/p>\n
2. Is it safe to live there?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Noooo, I just get by on prayers and magic. Read the fucking news please.<\/big><\/p>\n
3. Why don\u2019t you move?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Lol okay, I\u2019ll just move then. Hand me my useless passport please!<\/big><\/p>\n
4. Can you wear shorts?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Only when the church elders give us the green light.<\/big><\/p>\n
5. Do you have hash?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Well, yeah. I guess that\u2019s not such a stupid one after all.<\/big><\/p>\n
6. Have you ever been in a car bomb?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Yes, but this conversation is far more painful.<\/big><\/p>\n
7. How come everyone drinks so much?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Because we have car bombs.<\/big><\/p>\n
8. How come you speak English?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Skool.<\/big><\/p>\n
9. Why don\u2019t the Lebanese people just revolt and get rid of their politicians?<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n
Because it would cut into our arguile and vodka time.<\/big><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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