{"id":48897,"date":"2017-06-15T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-15T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/48897\/i-wonder-what-its-like-to-be-myriam-klinks-dog"},"modified":"2023-08-11T06:20:31","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T06:20:31","slug":"i-wonder-what-its-like-to-be-myriam-klinks-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/48897\/i-wonder-what-its-like-to-be-myriam-klinks-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"I Wonder What It&#8217;s Like To Be Myriam Klink&#8217;s Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<Big>Myriam Klink loves animals. <br \/>  <br \/>  And I\u2019m not just talking about one-eyed snakes.<br \/>  <br \/>  Guys, I\u2019m joking &#8211; please calm down.<br \/>  <br \/>  Myriam is an animal lover; her work with cocks is truly remarkable. That was the last one, I swear. Myriam loves real animals &#8211; she even has a pet donkey named Fawrouza. I once watched a donkey show in Tijuana, strongly recommended. <br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/48897-250x215.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  The queen of Klinkistan found herself in the middle of a brand new controversy when photographs of her dog, Za3im, with his fur dyed bright pink surfaced online, Myriam accompanied him dressed like something a Japanese businessman would order to his hotel room. <br \/>  <br \/>  Animal lovers were quick to judge her but she immediately (and quite incoherently) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/myriam.klink.5\/posts\/10154348519306335?pnref=story\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"noopener\">explained<\/a> that she had used a product made from \u201cnatural sources\u201d and that we commoners can\u2019t even afford said product! <br \/>  <br \/>  Anyway, who cares &#8211; really. That dog getting dyed pink was probably the least traumatic thing that happened to him that morning. I mean, could you imagine living with Myriam? She literally thinks she\u2019s the queen of a fictitious land. <br \/>  <br \/>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/48897-1.png\" width=\"100%\"><br \/>  <br \/>  What kind of things does this semi-Golden Retriever see on a daily basis? Does he have to listen to her singing all the time <i>without<\/i> the sweet mask of heavy autotune?<br \/>  <br \/>  Did he have to witness her peeing on an ex-boyfriends laptop? (Props, I\u2019m stealing that move for my next inevitable failure of a relationship.)<br \/>  <br \/>    <iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/plugins\/post.php?href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Fmyriam.klink.5%2Fposts%2F10154320106066335&#038;width=500\" width=\"500\" height=\"218\" style=\"border:none;overflow:hidden\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" allowTransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe>  <br \/>  <br \/>  Should we open up a protective agency for dogs we rescue from weird reality stars? We\u2019d start by rescuing Stella, the valiant pup that puts up with The Sister\u2019s bullshit. I don\u2019t know &#8211; does anyone have the time to set this up? I have my hands full with trying to save their brave housekeeper, Abby.<br \/>  <br \/>  Myriam, I love you. Please take me underneath your tit \u2014 I mean wing. <\/big>    <figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"250\" height=\"215\" data-id=\"411851\" src=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/48897-250x215.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-411851\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/48897-250x215.png 250w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/48897-600x515.png 600w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/48897-768x659.png 768w, https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/04\/48897.png 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/figure><\/figure>    ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><Big>Myriam Klink loves 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