{"id":48977,"date":"2017-01-04T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-04T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/48977\/6-things-that-should-be-considered-a-crime-in-beirut"},"modified":"2023-08-11T06:01:58","modified_gmt":"2023-08-11T06:01:58","slug":"6-things-that-should-be-considered-a-crime-in-beirut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/48977\/6-things-that-should-be-considered-a-crime-in-beirut\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Things That Should Be Considered A Crime In Beirut"},"content":{"rendered":"You know, besides all the actual<\/i> crime that is constantly overlooked.<\/big>


1. Those big buses with musical horns.<\/b><\/big><\/big>



I have almost crashed my car so many times after getting startled by that dumb sing-song horn.

Suitable punishment:<\/b> They get their bus un-decorated.<\/big>


2. People who block public parking spots with chairs.<\/big><\/big><\/b>


Image via brainsforless.com

Fuck you to death.

Suitable punishment:<\/b> Death. I\u2019m serious.<\/big>


3. Cab drivers who honk incessantly.<\/b><\/big><\/big>



I just realized all my peeves are road-related, I probably should stay home more often. But fuck you, cab drivers who honk at anyone resembling a pedestrian. WE WILL HAIL YOU IF WE NEED YOU!

Suitable punishment:<\/b> Cut their pinky nails off.<\/big>


4. Family friends who just \u2018drop in\u2019.<\/b><\/big><\/big>



We don\u2019t have a bra on, couldn\u2019t you call?

Suitable punishment:<\/b> You get walked in on while masturbating for the rest of your life.<\/big>


5. People who take too long to order at Starbucks.<\/b><\/big><\/big>



Your only choices are literally coffee or tea, as well as baked goods that are displayed right in your face. What\u2019s with the fifty questions?

Suitable punishment:<\/b> No more coffee for you.<\/big>


6. People driving with their high beams on.<\/b><\/big><\/big>



Thank you for helping me get rid of my retinas, they were so annoying! I understand your impulse to turn your high beams on, but have one ounce of common sense.

Suitable punishment:<\/b> Be forced to stare into uneven high beams for an hour.<\/big>

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