{"id":49257,"date":"2017-02-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-24T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/49257\/9-things-all-lebanese-tetas-have-in-common"},"modified":"2017-02-24T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2017-02-24T00:00:00","slug":"9-things-all-lebanese-tetas-have-in-common","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/49257\/9-things-all-lebanese-tetas-have-in-common\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Things All Lebanese Tetas Have In Common"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><big>Lebanese tetas are a distinct species of their own; adorable by nature and extremely hard to say no to. Here are a few points as to why tetas are so awesome! If you have any others, add them below in the comments section so we can all have a giggle!<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>1. <i>\u201cTo2borne\/Yo2borne\u201d<\/i> is her favourite word.<\/big><\/big><\/b> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/az616578.vo.msecnd.net\/files\/2015\/11\/02\/6358207988094566111586731425_200-1.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>Between sentences, between words, between compliments, and probably between insults. <i>Yo2borne tizak<\/i>! You want my butt to bury you? Okay\u2026<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>2. Dreams tell all\u2026<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/Nku6EWwJTDXmE\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>For every dream, there is an explanation. Had your hair cut, or saw snow in a dream? Something bad is coming your way! Did you or anyone die in the dream? Wonderful! God probably extended your\/their life span! Had a baby girl? <i>Hamdella<\/i>! Dreamt of a baby boy? Crap\u2026you\u2019d better start praying.<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>3. Doctor Teta<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/2fs2I4ujlBf20\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>Teta is a walking commercial for 7Up. And let\u2019s face it, boiled potatoes, laban\/labne with some 7Up on the side is the cure to every single ailment under the sun. I mean, what\u2019s the point of billions of dollars invested into medical and pharmaceutical research anyway?<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>4. Marriage, marriage, marriage. <\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>Every conversation seems to begin or end with, <i>\u201cboukra bas tetjawaze\u201d<\/i> &#8211; as if the key to discovering the true meaning of life lays only upon my marital bed. And if the conversation doesn\u2019t begin or end with it, it\u2019s most probably replaced with <i>\u201c3a2belik\u201d<\/i> and <i>\u201cnefrah fike\u201d<\/i>. Just let me be, teta!<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>5. When I was your age (<i>ana bi 3omrik&#8230;<\/i>)<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <big>You were married with 6 kids? Knew it. Thanks teta, I\u2019d rather not!<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>6. When she gives you that look\u2026<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/h0MTqLyvgG0Ss\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>Just know you\u2019re about to get a wad of cash more than your monthly allowance all at once in an exchange that even Pablo Escobar would envy. Also know that if your parents try to tell you off for accepting, Super Teta has your back!<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>7. God knows all!<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/20m0TqKUs3TRC\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>It doesn\u2019t matter what religion you are, or if you don\u2019t have one at all. <i>\u201cTrekiya 3a Allah\u201d<\/i> and <i>\u201cmetel ma Allah bi reed\u201d<\/i> are phrases you\u2019ll hear on a daily basis. <\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>8. However, the coffee cup never lies.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <big>The coffee cup knows your destiny. Be very afraid kids! Though I\u2019ve always wondered why my coffee cup reading always ends up with <i>\u201cra7 yejeeke 3arees!\u201d<\/i>. Suspicious. <\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <b><Big><big>9. If you don\u2019t eat, you WILL die.<\/big><\/big><\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media4.giphy.com\/media\/3o72F9OITT5YoPIfXG\/200_s.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>Now let\u2019s be honest, no teta has explicitly stated that you will die if you don\u2019t eat, but I\u2019m pretty sure that\u2019s what\u2019s going on in her head when she\u2019s following you around the house with a sandwich throughout the day and waking you up with a farouj for breakfast with the all important cucumber on the side. <\/p>\n<p>  I wouldn\u2019t trade all my tetas quirky habits for the world! After all, there\u2019s nothing quite like being well fed and well looked after by somebody who adores you. High five to Lebanese tetas everywhere, and here\u2019s a virtual hug from me if you\u2019re abroad and missing yours! <\/big><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><big>Lebanese tetas are a distinct species of their own; adorable by nature and extremely hard to say no to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":411459,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wpai_generated_summary":"","_preview_accessed":0,"_lftp_listicle_injection":"","footnotes":""},"tags":[],"media-embed-type":[],"class_list":["post-49257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-listomania"],"authorship":[106],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO Premium plugin v28.5 (Yoast SEO v28.5) - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-premium-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>9 Things All Lebanese Tetas Have In Common<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Lebanese tetas are a distinct species of their own; 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