{"id":49413,"date":"2016-10-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-31T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/49413\/26-hilarious-tweets-about-the-lebanese-presidential-election"},"modified":"2023-08-30T06:29:04","modified_gmt":"2023-08-30T06:29:04","slug":"26-hilarious-tweets-about-the-lebanese-presidential-election","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/49413\/26-hilarious-tweets-about-the-lebanese-presidential-election\/","title":{"rendered":"26 Hilarious Tweets About The Lebanese Presidential Election"},"content":{"rendered":"  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&#8217;m more excited to know which tweet will be ranked #1 by <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BeirutCityGuide\">@BeirutCityGuide<\/a> than to &#8216;know&#8217; the outcome of this election.<\/p>\u2014 tamara bou chahine (@tamarabouchahin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tamarabouchahin\/status\/793058855844515840\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <big>You asked for it, we did it.<\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <b><big><big>1.HAHAHAHAHA:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"hi\" dir=\"ltr\">Bhes berri bi khalles el jalse bi &#8220;ento as2al promo bkharejja men 90 sene la hala2&#8221;<\/p>\u2014 IBRY \u0645\u0634 \u062f\u0628\u0651\u0648\u0633 (@idkjad) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/idkjad\/status\/793057030890221568\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  2. Is it?<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">It s ok<\/p>\u2014 Elissa (@elissakh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/elissakh\/status\/793065582010699776\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  3. Crying:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Monsieur Berri: je peux passer aux toilettes?<\/p>\u2014 Najib@blogbaladi (@LeNajib) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LeNajib\/status\/793053570601975808\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  4. Because they\u2019re school kids, get it?<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;Shilo kel shi mn eddemkon w dobbo ayya shi byet3alla2 bel medde &#8220;<\/p>\u2014 Ninar (@NinarElkak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NinarElkak\/status\/793051037754093568\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  5. This parody account that won:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0644\u064a\u0634 \u0628\u0639\u062f\u0648 \u0639\u0645 \u064a\u0635\u0631\u062e \u0639\u0644\u064a\u0646\u0627\u061f \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aNyhIMSsaC\">pic.twitter.com\/aNyhIMSsaC<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Walid Joumblatt (@iKWLZ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iKWLZ\/status\/793061001528766464\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  6. Jarrastoona:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Keep in mind this parliamentary shit show is being watched by reps from other countries who were invited to attend. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TjarrasnaEddemElAjeneb?src=hash\">#TjarrasnaEddemElAjeneb<\/a>.<\/p>\u2014 Elie. (@eliefares) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eliefares\/status\/793050039904075776\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  7. This meme that killed us:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u062c\u064a\u0644\u0628\u0631\u062a \u0632\u0648\u064a\u0646 \u0641\u0643\u0631\u062a \u0639\u0645 \u064a\u0627\u062e\u062f\u0648 \u062d\u0636\u0648\u0631 \u0641\u0627 \u062d\u062a\u0637 \u0627\u0633\u0645\u0647\u0627 !! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D9%85%D8%AC%D9%84%D8%B3_%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%86%D9%88%D8%A7%D8%A8?src=hash\">#\u0645\u062c\u0644\u0633_\u0627\u0644\u0646\u0648\u0627\u0628<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YVNieKM0zD\">pic.twitter.com\/YVNieKM0zD<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \u0633\u0645\u0639\u0627\u0646 (@simaan_lb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/simaan_lb\/status\/793043116056047616\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  8. There\u2019s always that one person who asks about the homework:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"tl\" dir=\"ltr\">Berry: ok shabeb bshufkon bkra<br>Sami: sorry mr bas ma 3anna devoirs?<\/p>\u2014 Rouy (@Roudy_Hanna) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Roudy_Hanna\/status\/793048928962895873\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  9. #Brevet:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">MA KHOLSET EL HOSSA KEL WAHAD MA7ALLO<\/p>\u2014 \u3164\u3164 (@haskeh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/haskeh\/status\/793059782781534208\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  10. Ouch:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"et\" dir=\"ltr\">Metle bass koun rayha 3al fahes ma3 anno 3arfe hale sa2ta <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ku2hsRfD2J\">https:\/\/t.co\/ku2hsRfD2J<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Ga\u00facho (@mariagilmour6) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariagilmour6\/status\/793014576816193536\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  11. This CV update:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"fr\" dir=\"ltr\">Notification de LinkedIn:<br>Felicitez Michel pour son nouvel emploi.<\/p>\u2014 Majdelynne (@MeejoPeejo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MeejoPeejo\/status\/793005844350763009\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  12. Hand out the awards:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The Emmy award for best live tv comedy goes to: The Lebanese Parliament.<\/p>\u2014 PhilVader (@Phil_Yacoub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Phil_Yacoub\/status\/793039123502272512\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  13. Our astute observation:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">WELL DONE GENTLEMEN, YOU&#8217;VE COMPLETED YOUR ONE HOUR OF WORK. You can now return to your permanent vacations.<\/p>\u2014 Beirut.com (@BeirutCityGuide) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BeirutCityGuide\/status\/793060134943657988\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  14. Yep:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">L dawra l tenye bteje as3ab 3adatan<\/p>\u2014 Ali (@abdlsater) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/abdlsater\/status\/793039821178626048\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  15. Joumblatt for president of Twitter:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When youre at the parliament but the TL is lit af \ud83d\udd25 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gUcV0eFf9g\">pic.twitter.com\/gUcV0eFf9g<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Ninar (@NinarElkak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NinarElkak\/status\/793044097716060160\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  16. Same:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Instead of Adel Karam and Hisham Haddad shows on Tuesdays, I want to watch Nabih Berri and Walid Jumblatt shows. They will be \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25<\/p>\u2014 Yasmine (@yasminebal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yasminebal\/status\/793055190958141440\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  17. Memorized \u2018em:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Sar fikon tsamoule asseme el nouweb bil dor aw men 3id ba3ed mara ?<\/p>\u2014 Marc Makhlouf (@MarcMakhlouf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MarcMakhlouf\/status\/793054492363227136\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  18. Who will own up to it?<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0646\u0628\u064a\u0647 \u0628\u0631\u064a: \u064a\u0627 \u0634\u0628\u0627\u0628 \u0645\u064a\u0646 \u062d\u0637 \u0627\u0633\u0645 \u0645\u064a\u0631\u064a\u0627\u0645 \u0643\u0644\u064a\u0646\u0643\u061f<br>\u0633\u0639\u062f \u0627\u0644\u062d\u0631\u064a\u0631\u064a: .. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/N1XE5wznGx\">pic.twitter.com\/N1XE5wznGx<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \u0631\u0648\u0644\u0627 \u0627\u0644\u0631\u0627\u064a\u0642\u0640\u0629 \u0645\u064e\u0639\u0640\u0627 (@rolamasri) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rolamasri\/status\/793049962468769792\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  19. Props:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My brother is shouting &#8220;byeklo&#8221; after every name they&#8217;re saying, omg<\/p>\u2014 rasha (@msawkal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/msawkal\/status\/793046008573878272\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  20. 3ANJAD:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u064a\u0627 \u0634\u0645\u0627\u062a\u0629 \u0644\u064a\u0644\u0649 \u0639\u0628\u062f \u0627\u0644\u0644\u0637\u064a\u0641 \u0641\u064a\u0646\u0627<\/p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/793053288602210304\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  21. When you can\u2019t wait:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; 7ayete b oum belbos?<br>&#8211; Nem Micho l se3a 1 bellel.<br>&#8211; Lek barke ken fi 3aj2a? Ma tanen w centre ville..<br>&#8211; Nem.<\/p>\u2014 Charly (@CharlyTweetin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CharlyTweetin\/status\/792867003816173569\">October 30, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  22. First time for everything:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0645\u064a\u0631\u064a\u0627\u0645_\u0643\u0644\u064a\u0646\u0643 \u0627\u0648\u0644 \u0645\u0631\u0629 \u0628\u062a\u0646\u0630\u0643\u0631 \u0639\u0627\u0644\u0645\u0646\u0627\u0631 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D9%87%D9%84%D9%82%D8%AA%D9%86%D9%8A?src=hash\">#\u0647\u0644\u0642\u062a\u0646\u064a<\/a><\/p>\u2014 mouafac harb (@mouafac) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mouafac\/status\/793053239440617472\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  23. :\/<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u062d\u062a\u0649 \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0645\u062c\u0644\u0633 \u0627\u0644\u0646\u064a\u0627\u0628\u064a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D9%85%D9%8A%D8%B1%D9%8A%D8%A7%D9%85_%D9%83%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%86%D9%83?src=hash\">#\u0645\u064a\u0631\u064a\u0627\u0645_\u0643\u0644\u064a\u0646\u0643<\/a> \u0637\u0644\u0639\u0644\u0627 &#8220;\u0648\u0627\u062d\u062f&#8221; !!!<\/p>\u2014 Charbel Khalil (@khalil_charbel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/khalil_charbel\/status\/793037448808923140\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  24. Miss Lebanon throwback:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u064a\u0627 \u0631\u064a\u062a \u0631\u0626\u0627\u0633\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u062c\u0645\u0639\u0648\u0631\u064a\u0629 \u0645\u062a\u0644 \u0645\u0633 \u0644\u064a\u0628\u0627\u0646\u0648\u0646.. \u0643\u062a\u064a\u0631 \u062d\u0627\u0628\u0628 \u0634\u0648\u0641 \u0645\u064a\u0634\u0627\u0644 \u0633\u0644\u064a\u0645\u0627\u0646 \u0639\u0645 \u064a\u0633\u0644\u0645\u0648 \u0627\u0644\u0648\u0634\u0627\u062d \u0644\u0644\u062c\u0646\u0631\u0627\u0644<\/p>\u2014 Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OHMYJAD\/status\/792800053765300228\">October 30, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  25. Fuckkk:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I have a pen, I have an orange.<br>Uuuugghhh<br>President.<\/p>\u2014 Rani (@ranithefirst) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ranithefirst\/status\/793062514410086400\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  26. Oops:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\">YOU CAN&#8217;T MAKE FUN OF HIM ANYMORE YA JAME3A HE&#8217;S THE PRESIDENT<br>\u0645\u0627\u062f\u0629 \u0663\u0668\u0664 \u0639\u0642\u0648\u0628\u0627\u062a<br>See you in roumieh<\/p>\u2014 Queen of hell (@thejuliedagher) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thejuliedagher\/status\/793064841883840512\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  ","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m more excited to know which tweet will be ranked #1 by @BeirutCityGuide than to &#8216;know&#8217; the outcome of this 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