{"id":49702,"date":"2016-11-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/49702\/the-8-main-types-of-lebanese-people-on-linkedin"},"modified":"2016-11-11T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-11-11T00:00:00","slug":"the-8-main-types-of-lebanese-people-on-linkedin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/49702\/the-8-main-types-of-lebanese-people-on-linkedin\/","title":{"rendered":"The 8 Main Types of Lebanese People On LinkedIn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><Big>Your daily dose of stereotypical LinkedIn madness, phrased responsibly into one stereotypical article.<\/p>\n<p>  <i>Disclaimer: some people are too complicated to fit under just one type and thus might constitute a hybrid mix of two or more categories. <\/i><\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>1. The Overindulged Multitasker<\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/0744a2b294fcbd26893c85a92e166368\/tumblr_n5g5h3xI1u1rzgy8no1_500.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <big>These fellas enjoy squeezing corporate clich\u00e9s into every corner of their profile and also happen to do (or just think they do) too many things at once, therefore becoming a walking, talking professional-specialist-strategist-trainer-consultant-guru-nuclear physicist-life coach extravaganza. The most prevalent type among Lebanese LinkedIn users hands down.<\/big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>2. The Novel Writer <\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/26gsaY6EV2IRjCR7q\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>Somebody needs to tell these guys that NOBODY EVER wants to read the 3-page generic job description that they plagiarized word for word from their employment contract under each of their listed positions on LinkedIn and thank you very much.<\/Big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>3. The 500+ Mystery<\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/38.media.tumblr.com\/99125d4d0914444f3036167001ac52a5\/tumblr_n838a3ZYbv1t0l1jvo1_500.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>Do you ever come across these accounts with 500+ connections but not a single hint\/piece of information in any of the available profile sections and start questioning the Internet and your existence?<\/Big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>4. The Seasoned Perfectionist<\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/4cd985b8079ac5edc7a8117c9f739d5c\/tumblr_mfrfuoi0bp1qgslaao1_500.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>These are the people who have basically managed to nail every single aspect of their LinkedIn profile to utter perfection and are currently sitting behind their screens somewhere in the vast universe with a cup of green tea in their hand, judging you.<\/Big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>5. The Clueless Wanderer<\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.lovethisgif.com\/uploaded_images\/87817-Karen-Bunny-Flirt-Wave-Gif-Mean-Girls-Amanda-Seyfried-Dammit-Imgur-I-....gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>This is basically when you look at someone\u2019s profile and just feel sorry for the very moment it occurred to them to join LinkedIn because of how creatively disorganized and dramatically misplaced their info is. Many newbies start off in this unfortunate category but it turns out some of them never actually manage to upgrade from the mess.<\/Big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>6. The Tinder Fugitive<\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/19ceb02d08a941fa78351fbb71a3bbab\/tumblr_inline_n86daiKiMb1qe3lrc.gif\"width=\"100%\"\n\n  <Big>The predominantly male few who still think of LinkedIn as a dating network (and probably think the same of every other social network), ranging from pathetically humorous to humorously pathetic.<\/Big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>7. The Grammatical Prodigy<\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/assets.teenvogue.com\/photos\/56ec5b9683b45ac83f5623e2\/master\/pass\/grammar.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  <Big>These guys are cool and all but their profiles constitute a regrettable online display of grammatico-linguistic disasters. The deeper your scroll, the more you find yourself doubting the existential value of proofreading, dictionaries, online thesauri and the modern education system as a whole.<\/Big><\/p>\n<p>  <Big><big><b>8. The Nothingist Everythingist <\/b><\/big><\/big> <\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/25.media.tumblr.com\/53523a7d1fed82d8ac0884854d19fc1e\/tumblr_mw35zhplr41rwuk64o1_500.gif\"width=\"100%\"> <\/p>\n<p>  <Big>Yet another prevalent type, made up of people who have just so much listed in their LinkedIn profile to the point where it seriously makes you go WOW at first glance, but then you start reading and it turns out most of their accomplishments revolve around running for class president in 3rd grade or receiving a certificate of attendance for their participation in a 2-hour conference on the benefits of green apples in 2008. Also the kind of people who would update their professional headline to \u201cCitrus Fluids Manager\u201d for selling Lemonade in their backyard. 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