{"id":50060,"date":"2016-12-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-26T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/50060\/the-100-funniest-lebanese-tweets-of-2016"},"modified":"2016-12-26T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-12-26T00:00:00","slug":"the-100-funniest-lebanese-tweets-of-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/50060\/the-100-funniest-lebanese-tweets-of-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"The 100 Funniest Lebanese Tweets Of 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<big>As many of you know, we release a round-up of funny Lebanese tweets every Monday. To celebrate the last Monday in 2016, we\u2019ve compiled them all into one big list. Enjoy!<\/big><br \/>  <br \/>  <b>Post edit:<\/b> We&#8217;re going to be adding some honorable mentions at the start of this list, because you can never have too many funny tweets!<br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">And they say long distance relationships dont work <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xPdqXCEkSF\">pic.twitter.com\/xPdqXCEkSF<\/a><\/p>\u2014 NAB. (@Nourwabdelbaki) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nourwabdelbaki\/status\/721370174083891200\">April 16, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Thank you <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Apple\">@Apple<\/a> for changing the \ud83d\udd2b to a water gun emoji. You really ended gun violence and we feel more safe in this world.  <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/iOS10?src=hash\">#iOS10<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Nadine Outa\ud83c\udf3b (@NadzOuta) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NadzOuta\/status\/775803502195015680\">September 13, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*twirls wine*<br>*smells wine*<br>*drinks wine*<br>Ah yes, very winey.<\/p>\u2014 Sari (@SariAbiAkar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SariAbiAkar\/status\/783787729242955777\">October 5, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Kylie Jenner&#8217;s snapchat story if she was Lebanese <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ncH3eaHmXZ\">pic.twitter.com\/ncH3eaHmXZ<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Juju off dat beat (@thejuliedagher) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thejuliedagher\/status\/732607750945931264\">May 17, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"vi\" dir=\"ltr\">HANCHAJDHQMBXKQXLQBXKQHXQNGQBXLQDMLGMGM <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Hdp1su43fQ\">pic.twitter.com\/Hdp1su43fQ<\/a><\/p>\u2014 salwa (@letkordeirest) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/letkordeirest\/status\/779604371902464000\">September 24, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">Leh album nassif l jdid ka2anno emme 3am tbahdlne whatsApp? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YiUDjBKvMN\">pic.twitter.com\/YiUDjBKvMN<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Ga\u00facho (@mariagilmour6) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mariagilmour6\/status\/771307617645842432\">September 1, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ladies and gentleman, meet my Dad.. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/05S1ZVvIia\">pic.twitter.com\/05S1ZVvIia<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Diala (@HayekDiala) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HayekDiala\/status\/802511271937581056\">November 26, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When your ex is sick <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ixr1D70AfL\">pic.twitter.com\/ixr1D70AfL<\/a><\/p>\u2014 bou fraydo\u25b3\u20d2\u20d8 (@Hoebloss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hoebloss\/status\/813197652628307969\">December 26, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you get a good grade at the exam everyone thought you were gonna fail <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/D2VttWLfDV\">pic.twitter.com\/D2VttWLfDV<\/a><\/p>\u2014 46 &#038; 2 (@IsThatRima) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/IsThatRima\/status\/704301858190262272\">February 29, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I start every song by counting &#8220;1-2-3-4&#8221; because math gives me the blues.<\/p>\u2014 Ali Sleeq (@AliSleeq) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AliSleeq\/status\/807509633569091584\">December 10, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DWTSME?src=hash\">#DWTSME<\/a> <br>Valerie appears.<br>Lebanese twitter: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/u3aeiSgZJt\">pic.twitter.com\/u3aeiSgZJt<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \u00c9liane Abi-Sleiman (@ElianeA_S) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ElianeA_S\/status\/795389853600980992\">November 6, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Befham menkoun enno eza ma ma3e 1000$ ma fiye eshar barrat el beit 3a ras el sene?<\/p>\u2014 Joey Badr (@AtJoeyB) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AtJoeyB\/status\/813698397337255936\">December 27, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <b><Big><Big>1. Yup:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Secular in the streets. Sectarian as fuck in the sheets.<br><br>&#8211; Lebanese Twitter<\/p>\u2014 The Official Dude (@Ink184) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ink184\/status\/786146535323099136\">October 12, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  2. This amazing idea.<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">X: We&#8217;re getting married!<br>Me: Awwww! Whennnnn!?<br>X: July 20th<br>Me: *books flight on July 20*<\/p>\u2014 C\u207f (@Ckay0) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ckay0\/status\/746997066417639424\">June 26, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  3. #Seriously.<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I can&#8217;t believe that bombings are still taking place after all the hashtags we came up with.<\/p>\u2014 Bernie Batrouni (@Batrouni) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Batrouni\/status\/436053619222515712\">February 19, 2014<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  4. When you can\u2019t catch a break.<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">me: [sinks into existential despair]<br>existential despair: I have a boyfriend<\/p>\u2014 Chafic (@FrenchFritz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FrenchFritz\/status\/701689209719955460\">February 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  5. HA<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hospitals be like: &#8220;looking for someone who can&#8217;t cook for a chef position. Apply now&#8221;.<\/p>\u2014 Anis Tabet (@AnisTabet23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnisTabet23\/status\/746746971528925184\">June 25, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  6. This summer struggle.<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0639\u0645 \u0628\u0627\u0643\u0644 \u0628\u0632\u0631 \u0645\u0639 \u0634\u0648\u064a\u0651\u0629 \u0628\u0637\u064a\u062e<\/p>\u2014 In\u00e9dith Piaf (@Piaafff) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Piaafff\/status\/745297529126821888\">June 21, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  7. Waw.<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0639\u0631\u0633 \u0643\u062a\u064a\u0631 \u0643\u0644\u0627\u0633.. \u0627\u0644\u0639\u0627\u0644\u0645 \u0639\u0645 \u062a\u0643\u0628 quinoa \u0639\u0627\u0644\u0639\u0631\u0633\u0627\u0646 \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0628\u0644\u0627\u0643\u064a\u0646<\/p>\u2014 Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OHMYJAD\/status\/746989725009879040\">June 26, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  8. And this joke, that\u2019s still funny.<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u062a\u0630\u0643\u0631\u062a \u0646\u0643\u062a\u0629 \u0643\u062a\u064a\u0631 11\u00e8me B..\u0645\u0631\u0629 \u0633\u0644\u062d\u0641\u0629 \u0641\u0627\u062a\u062a \u0639\u0645\u0637\u0639\u0645 \u0627\u062c\u0627 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u062f\u064a\u0631 \u0642\u0644\u0647\u0627 \u0646\u062d\u0646\u0627 \u0645\u0627 \u0645\u0646\u0633\u062a\u0642\u0628\u0644 \u0633\u0644\u0627\u062d\u0641 \u0648\u0634\u0627\u0637\u0647\u0627 \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0628\u0627\u0628 \u0631\u062c\u0639\u062a \u0628\u0639\u062f \u0633\u0646\u0629 \u062a\u0642\u0644\u0648: &#8220;\u0647\u064a\u062f\u0627 \u0645\u0634 \u0627\u0633\u0644\u0648\u0628&#8221;\u261d\ufe0f<\/p>\u2014 Grace (@grhajj) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/grhajj\/status\/745965341625319424\">June 23, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  9. This shortcut.<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">gonna change my dad&#8217;s name in my contacts to &#8220;waynak&#8221; :p<\/p>\u2014 Joe. (@JoeKaoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeKaoun\/status\/746096467144761345\">June 23, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  10. This clairvoyant <br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0648 \u0627\u0646\u0627 \u0643\u0645\u0627\u0646 \u0647\u064a\u0643 \u0628\u062a\u0648\u0642\u0639. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/7fH2SW9enr\">pic.twitter.com\/7fH2SW9enr<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/747490599519981568\">June 27, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  11. Tfadalou<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When people send pictures of food and say tfadalou <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OLVQUohaQW\">pic.twitter.com\/OLVQUohaQW<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Yasmine (@yasminebal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/yasminebal\/status\/685888395592110080\">January 9, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  12. This flirting observation:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"nl\" dir=\"ltr\">Girl on whatsapp: hahaahahhaha Guy: helwe dehektek<\/p>\u2014 Batoul (@Batoul291) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Batoul291\/status\/359731573001682944\">July 23, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  13. Relatable: <br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Bas yeje la 3enna dyouf<br>Me: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/kYhgBOdJds\">pic.twitter.com\/kYhgBOdJds<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Husam (@husam_f97) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/husam_f97\/status\/807216085137326080\">December 9, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  14. About premature aging<br \/>     <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u062c\u0627\u0631\u062a\u0646\u0627 \u0633\u0645\u062d\u062a \u0644\u0628\u0646\u062a\u0647\u0627 \u064a\u0644\u064a \u0639\u0645\u0631\u0647\u0627 \u0661\u0662 \u062a\u0631\u0648\u062d \u062a\u062d\u062a\u0641\u0644 \u0628\u0627\u06442nd anniversary \u0645\u0639 \u062d\u0628\u064a\u0628\u0647\u0627.<br>\u0623\u0646\u0627 \u0628\u0639\u0645\u0631\u0647\u0627 \u0643\u0646\u062a \u0641\u0643\u0651\u0631 \u0625\u0646\u0648 \u0631\u0648\u0632\u0627\u0644\u0646\u062f\u0627 \u062d\u0628\u0644\u062a \u0644\u0623\u0646 \u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646 \u0643\u0627\u0631\u0644\u0648\u0633 \u0645\u0633\u0643\u0644\u0647\u0627 \u0625\u064a\u062f\u0647\u0627.<\/p>\u2014 Adele (@Adele__J) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adele__J\/status\/732464115403251715\">May 17, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  15. This preemptive comment<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0645\u0646 \u0647\u0644\u0623 \u064a\u0644\u064a \u0628\u062f\u0648 \u064a\u0634\u0627\u0631\u0643 \u0628\u0645\u0633\u0627\u0628\u0642\u0627\u062a \u0634\u0647\u0631 \u0631\u0645\u0636\u0627\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u0644\u0641\u0632\u064a\u0648\u0646\u064a\u0629 \u0631\u062c\u0627\u0621\u064b \u0627\u0633\u0645\u0639\u0647\u0645 \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u0644\u0641\u0648\u0646 \u0645\u0634 \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u062a\u0644\u0641\u0632\u064a\u0648\u0646<\/p>\u2014 Naji (@Najjiraffe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Najjiraffe\/status\/737386656454561792\">May 30, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  16. This struggle<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">*answers phone*<br>Al\u00f4,eh hon yala<br>Hamdla khed\u00e9 mom<br>Tamem khed\u00e9 7ki mom<br>Bisalmo khed\u00e9 mom<br>Ehh mne7 khed\u00e9 mom<br>Wlk khed\u00e9 mom alla yekhdik tante.<\/p>\u2014 Ninar (@NinarElkak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NinarElkak\/status\/375991949016457216\">September 6, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  17. Dead:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"in\" dir=\"ltr\">Dad: &#8220;Dakhlik mich lezim nrouh nche22 3ala Elie?&#8221;<br><br>*pulls out black book*<br><br>Mum: &#8220;ma eja cha22 3lek August 22nd 1995 fa yekoul khara.&#8221;<\/p>\u2014 Chup. (@Tchuuup) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tchuuup\/status\/806063257937133568\">December 6, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  18. Lebanese dads<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;ana kent mfakkar inno Taylor Swift sabe&#8221; &#8211; my dad <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/sundays?src=hash\">#sundays<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Maryam Badran (@maryambadran) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/maryambadran\/status\/749592469872865281\">July 3, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\u201d><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  19. Lebanese parents<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*Sits on the couch,nobody talks to me*<br><br>15 min later<br>*still sitting, nobody talks*<br><br>*Grabs phone*<br><br>-khallik 3al whatsapp enta, jil ta2 hanak<\/p>\u2014 Ahmad (@AhmaddOssaily) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AhmaddOssaily\/status\/740134168621764608\">June 7, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  20. This business venture<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">3am fakkir efta7 resto-pub-club-lounge-sushi-shawarma. A la Libanaise ya3ne!<\/p>\u2014 Ciryl (@cyrillreaidy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cyrillreaidy\/status\/444898289302110208\">March 15, 2014<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  21. Because Lebanese aunts<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;Patrick dobb l atari!&#8221; my aunt talking about my PS3<\/p>\u2014 \u0628\u0627\u062a\u0631\u064a\u0643 \u062c. \u062d. (@PatHadd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PatHadd\/status\/348501395630084096\">June 22, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  22. AUBAUBAUBAUB<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; Hey how are u?<br>&#8211; Fine. Just left the AUB<br>&#8211; How was ur day?<br>&#8211; it was amazing at AUB<br>&#8211; What are u doing tonight?<br>&#8211; Studying coz I go to AUB<\/p>\u2014 \u25cf (@FlenLFoulene) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FlenLFoulene\/status\/398443381023838208\">November 7, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  23. Lebanese moms<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">If I had a dollar for every time mom sent me a voice note on whatsapp just to tell me &#8220;ok&#8221;<\/p>\u2014 Tarek Haddad (@TkHaddad) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TkHaddad\/status\/745679164015935488\">June 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  24. Lebanese cutlery<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0628\u0643\u0644 \u0645\u0637\u0628\u062e \u0644\u0628\u0646\u0627\u0646\u064a \u0641\u064a \u0667\u0665 \u0633\u0643\u0651\u064a\u0646\u060c \u0648\u062a\u0646\u064a\u0646 \u0645\u0646\u0647\u064f\u0646 \u0628\u0642\u0635\u0651\u0648 \u0628\u0633\u0651.<\/p>\u2014 Charly (@CharlyTweetin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CharlyTweetin\/status\/741171195643449344\">June 10, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  25. This shopping struggle<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Mwazafin mahalet l tyeb be like:<br>-&#8220;toli3 dayi2 fi akbar?&#8221;<br>-&#8220;Boukra byousa3 3al ghasil&#8221;<br><br>-&#8220;Toli3 wesi3 fi azghar?&#8221;<br>-&#8220;Boukra bizem 3al ghasil&#8221;<\/p>\u2014 Vanessa Aoun (@vanessaoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vanessaoun\/status\/736884481588482049\">May 29, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\u201cutf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  26. And goodnight<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u064a\u0644\u0627 \u0628\u0639\u062f \u0669\u066a \u0648\u0628\u0646\u0627\u0645<\/p>\u2014 kreenbf \u231b\ufe0f (@kreenbf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kreenbf\/status\/743515822103003137\">June 16, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  27. Ana kamein\u2026<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Wehyet emme baarif chu lfare2 bein &#8220;Push&#8221; w &#8220;Pull&#8221; bas ma baarif chu biserle eddem l beb &#8230;<\/p>\u2014 Nassim S. Zoueini (@NassimZoueini) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NassimZoueini\/status\/646267168829517824\">September 22, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  28. Every.damn.day:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My whatsapp conversation with mum every single day :<br>Mom: wsolte?<br>Me: eh<br>Mom: mtawle?<br>Me: la2 <br>Mom: ok ntebhe 3a 7alik<\/p>\u2014 Nayla Nicolas (@NaylaNicolas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NaylaNicolas\/status\/333256840639049729\">May 11, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  29. Marketing 101 by Mawtoura:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\">Restaurants be like *We introduced our new menu*<br>i.e. ghallayna as3arna fa ghayyarna el design la ma t7esso.<\/p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/755072859974828036\">July 18, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  30. This Freudian slip:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">guys badel ma oul la emme eno 3ande diarrhea bel ghalat eltella jeyetne \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d<\/p>\u2014 venus as a boy (@brokeassbob) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/brokeassbob\/status\/808744212212645888\">December 13, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  31. This gem:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ziad Al Rahbani walks into an Italian restaurant and orders a pizza bala wala cheese.<\/p>\u2014 Tawa (@TawaNicolas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TawaNicolas\/status\/401668276675436544\">November 16, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  32. Bass:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">No, your family name is not &#8220;Burberry&#8221;, it&#8217;s Berberi. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/BassBa2a?src=hash\">#BassBa2a<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Misfit. (@_nikkiie_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_nikkiie_\/status\/786570411504988160\">October 13, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  33. This classic flirt:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"pl\" dir=\"ltr\">Jessica Alba&#8217;s boyfriend: Jessica?<br>Jessica Alba: Alba<\/p>\u2014 Nicole (@Niculotte) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Niculotte\/status\/389499333105967104\">October 13, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  34. This tiny note:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0641\u064a \u0646\u0627\u0633 \u0641\u0647\u0645\u0627\u0646\u0629 \u0627\u0646\u0648 \u0641\u064a\u0631\u0648\u0632 \u0628\u0633 \u0627\u0644\u0635\u0628\u062d\u060c \u0639 \u0641\u0643\u0631\u0629 \u0647\u064a\u064a \u0641\u0646\u0627\u0646\u0629 \u0645\u0634 \u0645\u0646\u0642\u0648\u0634\u0629 \u0632\u0639\u062a\u0631.<\/p>\u2014 Rawan (@Rawannn7) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rawannn7\/status\/431895714881601536\">February 7, 2014<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  35. Can we stop this:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0625\u0646 \u0636\u0631\u0648\u0631\u064a \u0646\u0645\u0633\u0643 \u0648\u0627\u062c\u0628\u0627\u062a \u061f\u061f<br>-HELLO NOVEMBER<br>-\u0646\u0648\u0641\u0645\u0628\u0631: \u0623\u0647\u0644\u0627 \u062d\u0628\u064a\u0628\u062a\u064a \u0647\u064a\u062f\u064a \u0625\u0646\u062a\u064a\u061f \u0627\u0633\u0645\u0627\u0644\u0644\u0647 \u0634\u0648 \u0641\u0627\u0631\u0642\u0629 \u0639\u0644\u064a\u064a \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0633\u0646\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0627\u0636\u064a\u0629!<\/p>\u2014 Adele (@Adele__J) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adele__J\/status\/660802983286870016\">November 1, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  36. \u2019Tis the season:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*rains once*<br>*gets flu for 738392 days*<\/p>\u2014 Sara (@Sam3ouuul) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sam3ouuul\/status\/793842860412010496\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  37. Touch screen of doom:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">*wipes screen while phone is on*<br><br>-Blocks 5 people<br>-Unfollows 3<br>-Orders pizza<br>-Texts &#8216;i miss you&#8217; to ex.<\/p>\u2014 Claude (@ClaudeAkel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClaudeAkel\/status\/793552941487624192\">November 1, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  38. YES:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Moms are so sweet <br>And kind <br>And loving <br><br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>.<br>Until you scratch the tefal with a spoon \ud83d\udc38<\/p>\u2014 Don Carl Abou Jaoude (@DonJaoude) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DonJaoude\/status\/777897981731278848\">September 19, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  39. Holy shit:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I think this guy just ended war <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WrJETgh3P1\">pic.twitter.com\/WrJETgh3P1<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Gae (@GaelleFarah1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GaelleFarah1\/status\/792228330170966016\">October 29, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  40. After season 1 of the Lebanese presidential elections:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">can&#8217;t believe we have to wait 6 years for season 2<\/p>\u2014 bil\u2206lt-j (@silentwandererr) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/silentwandererr\/status\/793065522384478209\">October 31, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  41. Crying:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When 130 of your facebook friends say that they are coming to your event. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/WAWFHHFbBt\">pic.twitter.com\/WAWFHHFbBt<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \u0645\u062d\u0645\u0648\u062f \u063a\u0632\u064a\u0651\u0644 (@ghazayel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ghazayel\/status\/793817460046725120\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  42. Relatable:  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Pre exams stress level: when Kim Kardashian lost her $75,000 earring in the ocean. <\/p>\u2014 Ninar (@NinarElkak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NinarElkak\/status\/793812329020391424\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  43. It\u2019s funny because it\u2019s true:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">[\u0644\u0645\u0651\u0627 \u0627\u0644\u0644\u0628\u0646\u0627\u0646\u064a \u0628\u064a\u0646\u0632\u0644 \u0628\u062c\u0648\u0631\u0629]<br>\u0627\u062e\u062a \u0627\u0644\u062f\u0651\u0648\u0644\u0629 \u0627\u0645\u062a\u064a\u0646 \u0631\u062d \u064a\u0638\u0628\u0637\u0648\u0627\u0646\u0627 \u0627\u0644\u0637\u0631\u064a\u0642\u061f<br>[\u0644\u0645\u0651\u0627 \u062a\u0642\u0631\u0651\u0631 \u0627\u0644\u062f\u0648\u0644\u0629 \u062a\u0638\u0628\u0651\u0637]<br>\u0627\u0644\u0644\u0628\u0646\u0627\u0646\u064a: \u0627\u062e\u062a \u0627\u0644\u062f\u0651\u0648\u0644\u0629 \u0647\u0644\u0651\u0642 \u0646\u062d\u0634\u0631\u0648 \u064a\u0638\u0628\u0637\u0648\u0647\u0627\u061f\u061f<\/p>\u2014 Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OHMYJAD\/status\/794108681004716032\">November 3, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  44. This LUCKY STRIKE (get it?):<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Khay lhamdela I didn&#8217;t get the &#8220;\u0639\u062c\u0632 \u062c\u0646\u0633\u064a&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GuZYPDvW7X\">pic.twitter.com\/GuZYPDvW7X<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \u0631\u064a\u062a\u0634\u064a (@Mamivader) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mamivader\/status\/793740266914123776\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  45. Oh no he didn\u2019t:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0628\u0635\u0631\u0627\u062d\u0647 \u0627\u0646\u0627 \u062d\u0627\u0645\u0644 \u0647\u0645 \u0628\u064a\u0644 \u0643\u0644\u064a\u0646\u062a\u0648\u0646 \u0643\u064a\u0641 \u0628\u062f\u0648 \u064a\u062a\u062d\u0645\u0644 \u0647\u064a\u0644\u0627\u0631\u064a \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0628\u064a\u062a \u0628\u0639\u062f \u0633\u0642\u0648\u0637\u0647\u0627<\/p>\u2014 Wiam Wahhab (@wiamwahhab) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wiamwahhab\/status\/796400484282171392\">November 9, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>   <br \/>  <br \/>  46. This truthful gem:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There\u2019s no caps lock in Arabic because in Arabic we are always yelling.<\/p>\u2014 Tawa (@TawaNicolas) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TawaNicolas\/status\/445559800882298880\">March 17, 2014<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  47. WHAT ARE YOU TRYIN TO SAY:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/beirutis?src=hash\">#beirutis<\/a> i keep receiving msgs from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/thedietcenter?src=hash\">#thedietcenter<\/a> &#8230; is the world trying to tell me something?<\/p>\u2014 Yara Almously (@YaraNAlmously) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YaraNAlmously\/status\/795526282595434496\">November 7, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  48. Killer:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[On a date]<br>Me: At least we have a strong connection.<br>Him: What connection cause you&#8217;re kinda ignoring me?<br>Me: Oh I meant the wifi.<\/p>\u2014 Engie (@angiealrassi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/angiealrassi\/status\/795326317088673792\">November 6, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  49. Unloading the Mohamad Iskandar romance:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0628\u064a\u0644 \u0643\u0644\u064a\u0646\u062a\u0648\u0646: \u0628\u064a\u0643\u0641\u064a \u0627\u0646\u0643 \u0631\u0626\u064a\u0633\u0629 \u062c\u0645\u0647\u0648\u0631\u064a\u0629 \u0642\u0644\u0628\u064a. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/AdF8vqw3T6\">pic.twitter.com\/AdF8vqw3T6<\/a><\/p>\u2014 munz (@munz84) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/munz84\/status\/796391149397229569\">November 9, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  50. The Lebanese condition:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&#8217;m not stuck in traffic. I live in traffic.<\/p>\u2014 ( \u02d8 \u00b3\u02d8) Pow (@lilianechlela) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lilianechlela\/status\/796015799991463940\">November 8, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  51. To enthusiastic political theorists:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u062d\u0628\u064a\u0628\u062a\u064a \u0625\u0630\u0627 \u0633\u0627\u0641\u0631\u062a\u064a \u0666 \u0623\u064a\u0627\u0645\u0627 \u0639\u0646\u062f \u062e\u0627\u0644\u062a\u0643 \u0639 \u0623\u0645\u064a\u0631\u0643\u0627 \u0645\u0634 \u064a\u0639\u0646\u064a \u062a\u0635\u0631\u0639\u064a \u0633\u0645\u0627 \u0633\u0645\u0627\u0646\u0627 \u0628 \u062a\u062d\u0644\u064a\u0644\u0627\u062a\u0643 \u0627\u0644\u0627\u0633\u062a\u0631\u0627\u062a\u062c\u064a\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u062f\u0648\u0644\u064a\u0629 \u0639\u0646 \u062a\u0631\u0627\u0645\u0628 \u0648 \u0643\u0644\u064a\u0646\u062a\u0648\u0646 . <br>\u0643\u0641\u0649 \u0623\u0631\u062c\u0648\u0643\u064a !!!<\/p>\u2014 Adele (@Adele__J) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adele__J\/status\/796263213893566464\">November 9, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  52. Shoukran:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u062c\u0627\u0631\u062a\u064a \u0627\u0644\u0639\u0632\u064a\u0632\u0629&#8230; \u0641\u064a\u0643\u064a \u0628\u0644\u064a\u0632 \u0628\u0644\u0627 \u0642\u0644\u064a\u0651\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u0628\u0635\u0644 \u0648\u0627\u0644\u0643\u0632\u0628\u0631\u0629 \u0648\u0627\u0644\u062a\u0648\u0645 \u0639\u0644\u0649 \u0627\u0644\u0635\u0628\u062d&#8230;<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D9%86%D8%AF%D8%A7%D8%A1_%D8%A5%D9%86%D8%B3%D8%A7%D9%86%D9%8A?src=hash\">#\u0646\u062f\u0627\u0621_\u0625\u0646\u0633\u0627\u0646\u064a<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Cynthia Zeinoun (@CynthiaZeinoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CynthiaZeinoun\/status\/796237396958474240\">November 9, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  53. Gonna start using this:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">In Lebanon we don&#8217;t say &#8220;I&#8217;m sleepy&#8221; we say &#8220;3youne aam b niko baadon&#8221; and I find that beautiful<\/p>\u2014 Danierys (@DanieFakhry) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanieFakhry\/status\/795400191847395328\">November 6, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  54. Throwing myself a bone:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you become a fashionista do they automatically give you macarons or do you have to earn them?<\/p>\u2014 Lama H (@LamaBeirut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LamaBeirut\/status\/794953082560016385\">November 5, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  55. And this totally relatable reaction:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you hear &#8220;3a2belik&#8221;.\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/kawaleesbeirut?src=hash\">#kawaleesbeirut<\/a>\u00a0#kawaleesgifs#kawaleeswedding <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YlF6YLMBrX\">pic.twitter.com\/YlF6YLMBrX<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Kawaleesbeirut (@kawaleesbeirut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kawaleesbeirut\/status\/771963985100992512\">September 3, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  56. When your mom worries:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Lebanese moms right now:<br>*on phone* Get ur ass home there&#8217;s a coup in Turkey.<\/p>\u2014 YASS\u039eR (@obeidi_yasser) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/obeidi_yasser\/status\/754084314321682432\">July 15, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  57. The gym conundrum:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0642\u0628\u0644 \u0627\u0644gym: \u0643\u0646\u062a \u0632\u0644\u0645\u064a \u0643\u0633\u0644\u0627\u0646<br>\u0628\u0639\u062f \u0627\u0644 gym: \u0635\u0631\u062a \u0632\u0644\u0645\u064a \u0643\u0633\u0644\u0627\u0646 \u0645\u0642\u0631\u0648\u0637 \u0628 $\u0666\u0660<\/p>\u2014 Jad Bou Karam (@OHMYJAD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OHMYJAD\/status\/796988883217121280\">November 11, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  58. The ultimate truth, courtesy of Mawtoura:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Y9PqSibavJ\">pic.twitter.com\/Y9PqSibavJ<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/798588792345133056\">November 15, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  59. Topically hilarious:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"hu\" dir=\"ltr\">Eza nos7it bet sir Melyania Trump.<\/p>\u2014 Wael Saad (@saadwael) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saadwael\/status\/798651602286452737\">November 15, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  60. Same:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">University is soup <br>Im a fork<\/p>\u2014 Noor (@itsnourx1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itsnourx1\/status\/786141460294950912\">October 12, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  61. This burn:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">are you a terms &#038; conditions document?<br><br>&#8217;cause ma 7ada 2areek<\/p>\u2014 Tarek Haddad (@TkHaddad) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TkHaddad\/status\/394393478840332288\">October 27, 2013<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  62. #3anjad:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0641\u064a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%8A%D9%88%D9%85_%D8%A7%D9%84%D8%B9%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%8A_%D9%84%D9%84%D8%AA%D8%B3%D8%A7%D9%85%D8%AD?src=hash\">#\u0627\u0644\u064a\u0648\u0645_\u0627\u0644\u0639\u0627\u0644\u0645\u064a_\u0644\u0644\u062a\u0633\u0627\u0645\u062d<\/a> \u0644\u0646 \u0646\u0633\u0627\u0645\u062d \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0628\u062a\u0643\u0631 \u0641\u0643\u0631\u0629 \u0628\u0631\u0646\u0627\u0645\u062c <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D8%B3%D8%A7%D9%85%D8%AD_%D9%83%D8%B1%D9%8A%D9%85?src=hash\">#\u0627\u0644\u0645\u0633\u0627\u0645\u062d_\u0643\u0631\u064a\u0645<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Adam Chamseddine (@adamchams) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adamchams\/status\/798914417140170752\">November 16, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  63. Pun-tastic:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Cashier be like :<br><br>Ana ma Barcode wara hadan<\/p>\u2014 King (@carenshaar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/carenshaar\/status\/491146460109357057\">July 21, 2014<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  64. Hahahahha:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">*Leb baby crying*<br><br>Leb Wife: plz ghayyer l b\u00e9b\u00e9<br><br>Me: *2 hours later* hayda ekher B\u00e9b\u00e9 b Hotel Dieu, mafina nbaddil ba2a<br><br>LW: chou<br><br>Me: chou<\/p>\u2014 Fal\u00e9flix\u2122 (@faleflix) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/faleflix\/status\/797372140521721857\">November 12, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  65. Relatable:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8221; Law ma el attendance ma kenet wsolet la hon.&#8221;<br><br>&#8211; Me during my graduation speech<\/p>\u2014 \u04c7 (@Hasn095) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hasn095\/status\/794413035381256192\">November 4, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  66. These well wishes:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0623\u0646\u0627 \u062f\u0627\u064a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062a\u0645\u0646\u0649 \u0644\u0633\u0648\u0627\u0642\u064a\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0641\u0627\u0646 \u0648\u0627\u0644\u062a\u0627\u0643\u0633\u064a\u0627\u062a \u0627\u0644\u0635\u062d\u0629 \u0648\u0627\u0644\u0639\u0627\u0641\u064a\u0629 \u062e\u0627\u0635\u0629 \u0644\u0645\u0627 \u0643\u0648\u0646 \u0642\u0627\u0639\u062f\u0629 \u0639\u0627\u0644\u0634\u0628\u0627\u0643 \u0644\u064a \u0648\u0631\u0627\u0647 \u0648 \u064a\u0628\u0632\u0642 \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0634\u0628\u0627\u0643\u060c \u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062f\u0646\u0627 \u0646\u0646\u0639\u062f\u0649 \u0628\u0634\u064a \u064a\u0639\u0646\u064a<\/p>\u2014 Dina liz (@dinaliz2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dinaliz2\/status\/799240648985604096\">November 17, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  67. Ha:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">No money November is going well so far<\/p>\u2014 Ralph (@Ralph_Aoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ralph_Aoun\/status\/797517631926501377\">November 12, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  68. The desire is real:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0627\u0644\u0631\u063a\u0628\u0629 \u0627\u0644\u062c\u0646\u0633\u064a\u0629<br><br>\u0647\u064a \u0639\u0628\u0627\u0631\u0629 \u0639\u0646 \u0631\u063a\u0628\u062a\u064a \u0641\u064a \u0627\u0644\u062d\u0635\u0648\u0644 \u0639\u0644\u0649 \u062c\u0646\u0633\u064a\u0629 \u062a\u0627\u0646\u064a\u0629 &#8230;<\/p>\u2014 Ramy and 3 others (@Ramyatrouny) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ramyatrouny\/status\/794075511899176960\">November 3, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  69. Lebanese Mothers\u2019 social media persona isn\u2019t always accurate:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ht\" dir=\"ltr\">Lebanese Moms:<br>_on fb:el masi7iyi wel isleem id we7de ma shi bfarri2on<br>_In real life:eza binti btekhod men geyr dinna la enjelet deghri<\/p>\u2014 Myrnz. (@Piiggglet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Piiggglet\/status\/714479842448814080\">March 28, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  70. Lebanese Mothers have a love\/hate relationship with Whatsapp:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">X: Mom I have HIV<br>MOTHER: eh hayda la2an betdall 3al whatsapp<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/LebaneseMothers?src=hash\">#LebaneseMothers<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \u064a\u0627\u0631\u0627 \u0639\u0627\u0635\u064a (@Yara_Assi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Yara_Assi\/status\/762320286784036864\">August 7, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  71. THE FUNNIEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;Pumpkin Spice latte for Sharmouta&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LebaneseProblem\">@LebaneseProblem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/hU8WtL9g1z\">pic.twitter.com\/hU8WtL9g1z<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Sarab (@sarah_bassil_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sarah_bassil_\/status\/786679622759018497\">October 13, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  72. This mom-ism:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Why are all arabic songs based on things my mom tells me <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/nmiUG2pxV5\">pic.twitter.com\/nmiUG2pxV5<\/a><\/p>\u2014 M\u00c9LISSAHAHAHA (@uneballout) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uneballout\/status\/788474270817083392\">October 18, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  73. Major \u063a\u062b\u064a\u0627\u0646:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\">\u0639\u0628\u0627\u0631\u0627\u062a \u062a\u0633\u0628\u0628 \u0627\u0644\u063a\u062b\u064a\u0627\u0646:<br>Challenge Accepted <br>Hacked<br>Likers<br>\u0645\u0646\u0648\u0651\u0631 \u064a\u0627 \u063a\u0627\u0644\u064a<br>\u062e\u062e\u062e\u062e\u062e\u062e\u062e<br>Wake me up when September ends<br>Vacation mode ON<br>Best day ever<\/p>\u2014 Mh\u0651md (@Dnk4r) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Dnk4r\/status\/772010197581717504\">September 3, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  74.The truth about Grand Factory:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Yes Beirutis&#8230; Welcome to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TheGrandFactory?src=hash\">#TheGrandFactory<\/a> of LIES!<\/p>\u2014 Yara Almously (@YaraNAlmously) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YaraNAlmously\/status\/788318491178835968\">October 18, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  75. Why tho:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Question every Arab kid has been asked by a non-Arab kid:<br><br>&#8220;Why does your mom call you mom?&#8221;<\/p>\u2014 Nasri Atallah (@NasriAtallah) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NasriAtallah\/status\/767865843724189696\">August 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  76. Solid weight loss strategy:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I&#8217;m one flu away from my goal weight <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/goodborning?src=hash\">#goodborning<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Le Haber \u0625\u0633\u0643\u0646\u062f\u0631 (@Alxhabr) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Alxhabr\/status\/764358457139073025\">August 13, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  77. Really:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">It&#8217;s 2016 and Lebanese still use plastic chairs to reserve parking spots. <br><br>This metal box I drive couldn&#8217;t care less.<\/p>\u2014 Calypso (@Nevnaya) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nevnaya\/status\/788343528241979392\">October 18, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  78. #Note7:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Samsung users be like <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/xfmtSqHsrE\">pic.twitter.com\/xfmtSqHsrE<\/a><\/p>\u2014 BloodOnTheSide (@sareen_ak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sareen_ak\/status\/787915929128726528\">October 17, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  79. True love:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">In Lebanon, they don&#8217;t say &#8220;I love you&#8221;, they say &#8220;da3fane&#8221;, and I think that&#8217;s beautiful.<\/p>\u2014 Jenna Chami (@JennaChami) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JennaChami\/status\/788135799111946240\">October 17, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  80. This econ fact:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">my economics instructor kenit 3am t2oul eno kel shi ghele so i replied with &#8220;ela l 3alam rokhsit&#8221; fa shahatetne men l saf im mad<\/p>\u2014 Joe. (@JoeKaoun) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JoeKaoun\/status\/788368190866878464\">October 18, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  81. Goal mania:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;omggggg your shoes shu goalssss&#8221; EKHTE WEN L GOALSSSS RUHE SHTERE WAHAD<\/p>\u2014 Myr (@Myrnaabdallah) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Myrnaabdallah\/status\/788124394161930241\">October 17, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  82. ABSOLUTELY the only way:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">How to stay positive in life : <br><br>| Life |<\/p>\u2014 abedv (@AbeddMneimneh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AbeddMneimneh\/status\/788063293504192514\">October 17, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  83. Sibling generosity:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When mom says &#8220;treke shwey knefe la khayyik&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/qUC4e4CMcP\">pic.twitter.com\/qUC4e4CMcP<\/a><\/p>\u2014 g\u00e6lle (@gaelle_yaacoub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gaelle_yaacoub\/status\/784736095670001664\">October 8, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  84. And throwing myself a bone:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8220;A handful of almonds is a great snack!&#8221; &#8211; my enemies<\/p>\u2014 Lama H (@LamaBeirut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LamaBeirut\/status\/780355259566817280\">September 26, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  85. The classic name change:<br \/>  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-partner=\"tweetdeck\"><p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\">Esma: \u0641\u0631\u062d \u0637\u0631\u0628\u064a<br>-Goes to &#8220;USJ&#8221;<br>*changes name to &#8220;Joy Torb\u00e9y&#8221;..*<\/p>\u2014 Anakin. (@anastasiahachem) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/anastasiahachem\/status\/613734546811416576\">June 24, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote><br \/>  <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  86. Accurate:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Is this an homage to our valets? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/%D8%B1%D8%AC%D9%84_%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%85%D9%88%D8%A7%D9%82%D9%81?src=hash\">#\u0631\u062c\u0644_\u0627\u0644\u0645\u0648\u0627\u0642\u0641<\/a><\/p>\u2014 endless blankets (@christinafakhry) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/christinafakhry\/status\/801153389937594368\">November 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  87. Hahahah:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">&#8211; Shou bet7ebbe tkoune bel 7ayet? <br>&#8211; \u0634\u062a\u0644\u0629 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XuuK9iNXVm\">pic.twitter.com\/XuuK9iNXVm<\/a><\/p>\u2014 C\u207f (@Ckay0) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ckay0\/status\/801140185857720320\">November 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  88. The small victories in life:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Did I do something good today? Today I didn&#8217;t throw acid on the guy who started a third lane in traffic. And I didn&#8217;t eat ice-cream.<\/p>\u2014 How i take my coffee (@Nadynchalhoub) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Nadynchalhoub\/status\/798629434374979584\">November 15, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  89. This important message:  <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There&#8217;s nothing as special as someone who wants to spend some physical time with you.<br><br>Don&#8217;t fuck it up with your phone.<br><br>-sent from iphone<\/p>\u2014 gabrielghali (@gabrielghali) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gabrielghali\/status\/801138528713224192\">November 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  90. Once you pop \ud83d\ude41<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"tl\" dir=\"ltr\">Me while eating pringles:<br>-Bs kam wehde.<br>-Khalas busal lal nos w bwa2if.<br>-kam wehde ba3ed.<br>-Aslan ba3d fi kam wehde ma meherze khaliyon.<\/p>\u2014 Hanaa not Sam (@isamwise) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/isamwise\/status\/681082950968946688\">December 27, 2015<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  91. Hahaha:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">X: can i come over to your dorm?<br>Me: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dWt7mbsqiA\">pic.twitter.com\/dWt7mbsqiA<\/a><\/p>\u2014 \u0641\u0631\u062d (@Farah_Salhab) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Farah_Salhab\/status\/801085485963681792\">November 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  92. Burn:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I live with my parents and I&#8217;m more independent than Lebanon. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/IndependenceDay?src=hash\">#IndependenceDay<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Paula K. (@paulakhaty) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/paulakhaty\/status\/800979015506870272\">November 22, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  93. This Wael\/Nawal classic cover:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\">\u266b\u266b\u266b <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/YBwIMnhxv3\">pic.twitter.com\/YBwIMnhxv3<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Mawtoura (@mawtoura) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mawtoura\/status\/785442875396030464\">October 10, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  94. Ha!<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0644\u0627 \u0628\u0623\u062d\u0644\u0627\u0645\u0643\u060c \u0644\u0627 \u0628\u0623\u0648\u0647\u0627\u0645\u0643 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/gcGrNuhvWs\">pic.twitter.com\/gcGrNuhvWs<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Hana Baraket (@HanaBaraket) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HanaBaraket\/status\/785870558995021824\">October 11, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  95. Throwing myself a bone:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">My dog keeps shaking my hand I think she wants to go into business together<\/p>\u2014 Lama H (@LamaBeirut) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LamaBeirut\/status\/730755885123829760\">May 12, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  96. This betrayal:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you&#8217;re ordering from your usual place and the operator asks you about your adress <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mnHKgrEvOR\">pic.twitter.com\/mnHKgrEvOR<\/a><\/p>\u2014 Sara (@Sam3ouuul) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sam3ouuul\/status\/785950098907885568\">October 11, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  97. This legit conspiracy:<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"ar\" dir=\"rtl\">\u0647\u0644 \u062a\u0639\u0644\u0645 \u0645\u0627 \u0645\u0639\u0646\u0649 \u0643\u0644\u0645\u0629 \u0646\u064a\u062a\u0641\u0644\u0643\u0633\u061f \u0646\u064a\u062a \u0627\u062e\u062a\u0635\u0627\u0631 \u0644\u0646\u064a\u062a\u064a\u0646\u064a\u0627\u0647\u0648\u060c \u0641\u0644\u064a\u0643\u0633 \u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0643\u0648\u0631\u0646 \u0641\u0644\u064a\u0643\u0633 \u0648\u0647\u0648 \u064a\u062d\u062a\u0648\u064a \u0639\u0644\u0649 \u062f\u0647\u0646 \u062e\u0646\u0632\u064a\u0631 \u0627\u0646\u0634\u0631\u0647\u0627 \u0628\u0642\u062f\u0631 \u062d\u0628\u0643 \u0644mbc2<\/p>\u2014 pamela ghanem (@pamoula) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pamoula\/status\/685109823122227204\">January 7, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  98. On getting old(er):<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you turn 34, all of your descriptions about going clubbing sound like war stories.<\/p>\u2014 Nasri Atallah (@NasriAtallah) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NasriAtallah\/status\/785542243444789249\">October 10, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  99. So that\u2019s what that is!<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Park your car the lebanese way. A spot for you, another for your ego.<\/p>\u2014 Roma (@Legnus_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Legnus_\/status\/786522301906976768\">October 13, 2016<\/a><\/blockquote> <script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>  <br \/>  <br \/>  <br \/>  100. Isn\u2019t it?<br \/>    <blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">when someone tells u &#8220;i like your tattoos&#8221; i guess &#8220;m2adamin&#8221; isnt the right answer<\/p>\u2014 Joe. 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