{"id":53868,"date":"2017-12-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-01T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/?p=53868"},"modified":"2023-05-23T10:41:31","modified_gmt":"2023-05-23T10:41:31","slug":"10-lebanese-movie-goers-you-know-too-well-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beirut.com\/en\/53868\/10-lebanese-movie-goers-you-know-too-well-2\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Lebanese Movie-goers You Know Too Well"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The level of annoying that a Lebanese cinema can be is way too high. Why don&#8217;t people just go to the cinema, watch the movie, and peacefully part? With these people sitting next to you at a cinema, no one can blame you for staying home and watching DVDs from now on. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>1. The loud talker<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/img.buzzfeed.com\/buzzfeed-static\/static\/2014-06\/16\/14\/enhanced\/webdr06\/anigif_enhanced-buzz-7535-1402944184-27.gif \"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  They\u2019ve somehow mistaken their trip to the cinema as a trip to their therapist\u2019s office and want to get so much off their chest, sadly, none of us feel like we want to hear any of that. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>2. The kid<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  This should be a law: if you can\u2019t shush your spawn, don\u2019t bring it to the cinema. Or anywhere public really, but that\u2019s a whole other issue. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>3. The couple<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/NjMRndamwewnu\/giphy.gif \"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  Someone must\u2019ve told these two to get a room, and on their way there, they decided that cinema tickets are cheaper. They have no shame whatsoever in their PDA-ness, and everyone in the hall is as aware of their kissing as they are of the plot. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>4. The conservative <\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media1.tenor.com\/images\/aec16f3020b8aad37169367d045cfbe6\/tenor.gif?itemid=5026763 \"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  If the movie you\u2019re seeing isn\u2019t family friendly, you\u2019ll hear all the indignant expressions of this person. They\u2019ll whisper, loudly, \u201castaghfurllah\u201d and \u201cye sho 3ayb\u201d at every kiss in the film. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>5. The teenagers<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\" https:\/\/media.giphy.com\/media\/zOSEurjXCPTag\/giphy.gif\"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  They put their feet up, chew loudly, and throw popcorn. Teenagers are the most horrible breed of human to sit in front of in a cinema. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>6. The excited one<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  These people are way too into the film, and they\u2019ll shout out their excitement for you to hear. These are the same breed of people who clap at the end of a flight. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>7. The texter<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/media3.giphy.com\/media\/Xj8orUvjQ2SLS\/giphy.gif \"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  I will never understand why someone will drive all the way to the cinema, stand in line, buy a ticket between 10-15$, walk up the steps of the screen hall, and then spend the next hour and thirty-five minutes on their phone. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>8. The big group <\/b><\/p>\n<p>  There\u2019s just something inherently annoying about a large group of people going to the cinema together. It sort of reminds you of unwanted school trips mixed with the awkwardness of trying to pass in front of them to get to your seat. God be with you if you are seated next to them, as by the end of the screening you\u2019ll be in on all their inside jokes. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>9. The spoiler<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.kym-cdn.com\/photos\/images\/newsfeed\/000\/505\/362\/3f4.gif \"width=\"100%\"><\/p>\n<p>  These people aren\u2019t content with just being loud in the cinema, they spoil the movie for everyone watching. The most immature and kill-able of cinema goers, these people will scream out giant parts of the plot for some sort of revenge on the world. <\/p>\n<p>  <b>10. The sleeper<\/b><\/p>\n<p>  You\u2019d think they\u2019d be okay to sit next to, but then the snoring starts. 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